In an effort to land the guy she's been pining after since grade school, Abby hires a local stripper named Santa Monica to teach her everything she needs to know about confidence and sex.

After losing his beloved mother, a man risks everything to honor her by opening an Italian restaurant with actual nonnas — grandmothers — as the chefs.

Scrat comes across a time machine and is transported to various times all in pursuit of his beloved acorn.

第一幕
小鎮裡，人們在禱告，牧師告訴他們主會回來。("The Vaults of Heaven"、"Overture")三姐弟小燕、伯妮特、羅賓出場，羅賓覺得平日所禱告的都沒實現過，三人童真地討論起來。("I Never Get What I Pray For")小燕救起了差點給艾活浸死的小貓，要給牠們一個家。("Home By Now")他們遇上艾爾，得知鎮上來了一堆放蛇的人，小孩們想去看卻被其父邦尼阻止。("It Just Doesn't Get Better Than This")眾人又想起亡母的曲子。("Whistle Down the Wind")小燕祈禱時被一人闖入，在暈倒前他只說了句"主耶穌啊..."，於是小燕便以為他是耶穌，姊弟三人同意幫那人保守祕密。("The Vow")
蛇會開始，艾活唱了一首歌來加強氣氛。("Cold")警長來到並告訴他們有一死囚脫牢，很有機會到了鎮上。小燕要為"耶穌"祈禱，那人自知身份，黯然不已。("Unsettled Scores")小燕請求他把母親帶回來，當然不得要領。("If Only")另一邊廂阿摩斯和女友干蒂想遠赴他鄉，("Tire Tracks and Broken Hearts")鎮裡的人卻要把那死囚找出來。("Safe Heaven")小朋友們都知道了"耶穌"下凡的事，討論著之後會如何。("Long Overdue for a Miracle")在當晚，("When the Children Rule the World")他們要那人講一些故事，"耶穌"無奈說了一個。("Annie Christmas")眾人重申一次一定會保護他，可大人們已經蠢蠢欲動了。("No Matter What")
第二幕
("Introduction to Act Two")
眾人一定要抓到死囚，那人要小燕幫他去拿一個袋子，("Try Not to Be Afraid")阿摩斯出現並向小燕打聽祕密，承諾會讓他吻她。("A Kiss is a Terrible Thing to Waste")拿袋子時小燕被阿摩斯救回一命，便把祕密告知了他，誰知警長和艾爾都聽到了。此時那人照顧的小貓死了，眾人安慰貓主羅賓("If Only (Reprise)")，並向那人詢問。那人說了個比喻，表明人人都會死。("Charlie Christmas")干蒂等了阿摩斯很久也沒出現，("Off Ramp Exit to Paradise")等到了阿摩斯卻問她小燕在那裡，因為他思疑那人便是死囚。蒙在鼓裡的干蒂很氣憤，艾爾出現解釋一切，干蒂便把消息傳遍鎮上。("Safe Heaven (Reprise)")
眾人磨拳擦掌，準備與死囚決一死戰，("Wrestle with the Devil")要救出他們的孩子。("The Hunt")孩子們圍成圓圈保護著那人，那人坦承自己是死囚，並向小燕說他的確不是主耶穌。("Nature of the Beast")小燕和小朋友們依然拼死保護他，因為他們已經產生不可思議的相互依賴感。終於那人明白這樣下去不是辦法，便放火燒屋，把所有小朋友推到安全地方，自己逃走了。小燕和小朋友們抱持著希望，為已經遠去的那人祝福。("Whistle Down the Wind")

Though Kevin has evidenced 23 personalities to his trusted psychiatrist, Dr. Fletcher, there remains one still submerged who is set to materialize and dominate all the others. Compelled to abduct three teenage girls led by the willful, observant Casey, Kevin reaches a war for survival among all of those contained within him — as well as everyone around him — as the walls between his compartments shatter apart.