In Medieval England, the sadistic Duke of Norwich plots to eliminate all heirs to the throne so he can claim the crown for himself.

Curious but closeted married man Mr. Jaffee decides to take a walk on the wild side one night over to the local bathhouse located in Times Square. When approached by Thomas, a swinging regular who takes an interest in Mr. Jaffee as the new face 'on the scene', a deep discussion about marriage, connection and loss unexpectedly unfolds. The two become emotionally intimate within a very short time, with no sexual contact of any sort, while everyone around them are screwing like rabbits.

A deranged 15th-century prison colony chaplain exploits his power to obtain funds for his church, including murder and graverobbing committed by his vampire mistress and one-eyed hunchback assistant.