An ex-military unit specializes itself in non-lethal combat methods and takedowns and offers its services

A freshman begins to notice that students at her new school are losing their individuality. She discovers that the faculty are operating on the students' brains to make them docile and productive.

In a backward post-apocalyptic world, She aids two brothers' quest to rescue their kidnapped sister. Along the way, they battle orgiastic werewolves, a psychic communist, a tutu-wearing giant, a mad scientist, and gladiators before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks.

Young man has his dreams come true when the sexy new maid seduces him. But she also has a secret that leads to trouble.