Former pin-up model and actress Ginny had been cast aside by the heartless and exploitative modeling industry when she was a young woman due to her body type. Ginny didnt take rejection well and over the years developed into a revenge seeking, blood thirsty, broken woman. When her new neighbors Debbie and Sal move in, Debbie begins to notice strange things going on next door. Sal credits it to Debbies psychological instability and believes she is seeing things, falling deeper into her psychosis. Debbie is obsessively determined to figure out what secret life Ginny is leading. Her new nosey neighbor throws a damper on Ginnys lifestyle activities; such as her cannibalistic food addictions and ever growing body count. Both women become determined to put an end to the others obsession.

Lovely young Alicia starts receiving bizarre and disturbing phone calls after breaking up with her boyfriend Mike who she suspects is cheating on her with her twin sister Barbara Ann. Alicia meets and befriends amiable, but awkward film nerd Franklin, who alas turns out to be a total psycho with a penchant for carving up nubile ladies. But is Franklin the nutter responsible for those distressing phone calls?

This horror comedy is at least as funny as "Scary Movie," and just
as lacking in plot. Joe, a bar owner and part time psychotic killer,
meets Kate, a manicurist and part time psychotic killer. They bond
over their hatred of grapes (I am not making this up), and decide to
marry, and keep their relationship from interfering with their
respective murdering.
The female lead, Kate, looks a lot like Molly Ringwald. Joe looks
like me with a beard. There is a subplot involving a plumber who
eats his victims who has a run in with Kate and Joe, but that really
does not go anywhere.
What can I write about a movie with that kind of plot? There are
quite a few bloody murders and even more nude women, which is
weird for a low budget film like this. There are too many scenes of
rape, and the acting is less than stellar. The film quickly makes its
point about love and marriage being hard, even when you are
murderers, and then beats it to death for 88 minutes.
The actors do have fun with the genre, however. There is a funny
wedding scene that rips off "who's on first?" One scene has the
actors talking when a boom mike bonks them in the head, they
sweep it aside without a second glance. The writers play with tons
of film making conventions to the point that you realize this is not
going to be a Shakespearean, or even Adam Sandlerian, smart
comedy.
I just cannot believe how much I laughed through this. Joe and
Kate would argue about where their relationship is going while
disposing of bodies. The plumber/killer/cannibal is very good. The
gore is cheap but good.
I recommend this like I recommended "Scary Movie," with some
reservations and a stern warning that this will probably not enrich
your life in any way. Bon appetit!
This is unrated but contains strong physical violence, gun
violence, sexual violence, strong gore, profanity, strong female
nudity, and strong sexual references.