阿Joe（吴镇宇 饰）从小就十分喜欢超人漫画，但他的母亲是一名学校校长，对他管教十分严厉，因此阿Joe的漫画爱好都是在偷偷摸摸进行。成年后阿Joe瞒着母亲当了一名漫画家，但为了迎合市场需要，阿Joe不得不在漫画中加入色情、暴力等，成了一名人们不齿的色情漫画家。阿Joe在一次意外中受伤，康复后他发现竟然像超人那样具有了超能力！于是，阿Joe开始戴着面具，四出打抱不平、锄强扶弱，媒体将他称为“乱世超人”。阿Joe之前就一直暗恋电视台的见习女记者Bella（李婉华 饰），Bella一次偶然发现了Joe原来就是全城热议的“乱世超人”，为了找出娱乐猛料，于是故意接近他，更利用Joe对她的感情，一步步的套出阿Joe的全部隐私……

号称“乾坤双雄”的余干文与郑乾元，奉师父独臂道长之命，下山寻访“天地剑”以免武林浩刼，两人下山余干文遇见五毒教主之女苏皎皎。皎皎对干文颇有好感——郑坤元在古墓为皎皎所伤，当皎皎得知坤元是干文师弟，后悔不已——关天勇指干文是杀禹门镖局三十口人的凶手，皎皎赶到，自承是凶手，忽然邓九仞出现，手持天地剑，照武也持天地剑，一天一地两剑相交，皆断，剑心内显出,巨祸消解。

Golden Swallow is a fighter-for-hire who has been contracted by the local government to retrieve the governor's kidnapped son. Holding him is a group of rebels who are demanding that their leader be released from prison in return for the captured son. After a brief encounter with the gang at a local restaurant, Golden Swallow is joined by an inebriated wanderer Drunken Cat who aids her in her mission.

话说这一日，唐朝和尚唐僧（何藩 饰）带着沿途手下的徒弟孙悟空（周龙章 饰）、猪八戒（彭鹏 饰）、沙和尚（田琛 饰）跋山涉水，历经艰苦，辗转来到了烈火炎炎的火焰山。因当年悟空大闹天空踹翻了炼丹炉，导致天火降落人间，非铁扇公主（丁红 饰）的宝扇不能灭除。悟空因之前降伏红孩儿，致令结拜大哥牛魔王（井淼 饰）及其夫人铁扇公主对其恨之入骨，坚决不肯借扇子，由此上演了三盗芭蕉扇的好戏。
经过一波三折，师徒四人好不容易闯过火焰山，结果又遭遇白骨精姐妹（郑佩佩 & 何莉莉 饰）两姐妹的阻截。为吃到唐僧肉，白骨精变化多端，诡计频出……

A fearsome swordswoman known as The Jade Raksha appears in the martial arts world and begins killing people whose surname is Yan. A swordsman figures out who she is, and asks her why - the answer being that a Yan killed her family 18 years ago... but she's not sure exactly which Yan it was. He suggests that killing the innocent is wrong, but she only has vengeance on her mind and is not to be convinced.