动物学博士帕拿（吉安卡罗.埃斯波西托饰）在加勒比海群岛中抓到了一头传说中的怪物：卓柏卡布拉，并想以其名垂科学界。他想用由伦道夫船长（约翰.卫趣斯.德卫斯饰）指挥的邮轮摄政女王号把它偷运回国，但在途中这头怪物却破笼而出，并到处杀害船员和乘客。海军特种部队被派往这艘船上收服这头怪物。但最终船长伦道夫和他的女儿詹妮、联邦执法官兰斯汤普森不得不深入虎穴来扭转败局.....

Comedian and best-selling author Greg Behrendt stifles the sound of the dying hipster deep inside as he deconstructs the popular perception of "cool" while simultaneously re-defining the concept of "adulthood" in this stand up performance captured live at the Improv in San Jose.