13岁女孩赛迪的父亲常年在军队服役，当母亲开始新恋情后，她想方设法拆散他们。

Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.
Father Billy (Steve Little), an eccentric young priest, is forced to take a sabbatical by his superiors when he is discovered telling inappropriate parables to his flock. Billy tracks down his high-school idol Robbie (Robert Longstreet, Pineapple Express, Undertow), who begrudgingly agrees to a canoe trip. On the water, the two men reminisce about Billy's days as the keyboardist in a Christian band and Robbie's as a guitarist for a metal band.
When night approaches, they realize they have lost their way - and that's when things get weird.
Storytelling in all its forms is skewered in 2011's Sundance favorite The Catechism Cataclysm, a divinely bizarre and funny tale that infuses stories within stories until the lines between the Bible, Mark Twain, and campfire tales are hilariously blurred.

　　在女孩温蒂（米歇尔·威廉姆斯 Michelle Williams 饰）平凡的人生中，狗狗露西是她最好以及最信任的朋友，那些无法和家长倾诉的苦恼的困惑，温蒂能够很轻易的向露西倾诉。为了赚钱，温蒂决定利用暑假前往阿拉斯加州的一个工厂打工，带着露西，驾驶着一辆破旧的二手车，温蒂上路了。 　　没想到，刚刚来到俄勒冈州，车就报废了，在荒无人烟的小镇上，身无分文的温蒂不仅要为自己找到出路，还要养活露西。无奈之下，温蒂只得干起了偷窃的勾当，毫无经验的她没有悬念的被逮了个正着。在警察局中接受了批评教育后，温蒂惊慌的发现露西不见了，而当她和露西再度相遇时，露西已经有了一个富有的新主人。