Kameen warrior, Brocheet, travels to Rockachie, to find a vial that will rejuvenate his home world with sustainable drinking water, but the dangerous planet and its inhabitants, the Lokkein, won't let it go without a fight.

In the year 3978 global warming has made a desert of the North Pole. Santa and Mrs. Claus battle angry skeletons who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas. Evil aliens try to take over the world and a giant abominable snow man wants Santa for his next meal.