"Okay, I have to admit me and my girlfriends always thought butt sex was kind of an urban legend. Our 18-year-old pussies are already a totally tight squeeze. How could you fit an entire dick into an even tinier hole? Well, now I know! I just spread my bung for the biggest, hardest prick, like, ever. You have to see it to believe it. Watch BARELY LEGAL#19 and get a load of my face when the dude shoves his mongo cock all the way into my brownie until his nuts are spanking my buns. You can bet I'm going to do it again. Butt sex kicks ass! No pun intended."

When snotty debutantes get out of hand...when snitty movie stars play prima donna...when the spoiled nouveau riche need their dull sheen polished, there is only one solution. Ship them off to the Darwin Joston Charm School where intense classes on class, polish and sophistication await them. Since students always have a keen desire to learn all about sex, and since Jim Holliday movies are always wacky and filled with fun and fluff, you can always count on an oddball janitor or handyman or two lurking around to help the coeds with their lessons. Once again for your further enjoyment of a Holliday movie, there are 10 sex scenes - double your money's worth - including Ava Vincent and Kurt Lockwood in a remarkable backdoor update of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew - so now you highbrow snobs have no excuses.