A gaggle of gorgeous college co-eds must take a failing business and make it successful to graduate. Having no real-world skills, work experience or brains, the trio have an epiphany to use their natural gifts of 'beauty' to revive a dilapidated car wash and turn it into a Bikini Car Wash.

Bones Conway and Jack Kaufman, two misguided youths, join the reserves to make some easy money for their entrepreneurial dreams. Unfortunately, no sooner than they finish basic training they find themselves at war as part of the water purification team.

Adam Steiner, a military officer in the distant future, struggles to liberate his home planet from an attacking faction.

An adolescent sorceress-to-be has to pass a special test in order to become a full-fledged witch.

Billy Frank is an ordinary kid, until his family inherits an old castle and Billy learns he's a distant relative of the infamous Dr. Frankenstein. Billy's folks decide to visit their family estate, and Billy soon discovers they're not alone.

A disillusioned widower begins getting weird e-mail messages and duly heads to a strip club. Unfortunately, once there, he sees his supposedly dead wife lap-dancing; even more unfortunately, she also happens to be a vampire.

While visiting a traveling carnival full of human freaks, high school students nearly join as permanent members.

A group of space renegades hook up with a drifter named McQueen. Together they hole up in an abandoned research facility for the night and are relentlessly pursued by a human/monster hybrid.

Five college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They got it cheap because of the bloody incidents from five years before. They decide to stay in it for the night so they can meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor Orville Ketchum starts poking around. Shortly after the women take showers and consult a Ouija board they begin experiencing an attrition problem.