ASS (Anal Security Squad): "Holy heinie-humping! Back-door lust is forbidden and forces of A.S.S. (Anal Security Squad) are not to crush a cult of rectal recreationists! Beautiful secret agent Barbii is sent to infiltrate the underground...but zowie!! Barbii gets a taste of some torrid tush tapping anis won over to their side. Even the deprogramming efforts of the Chief of A.S.S. (John Leslie) are to no avail! Barbii fights back, leading a raunchy revolution against the uptight forces of A.S.S.".

Francois and Kascha are again sent to Hawaii where they investigate Samantha Strong and her collection of beauty pageant thieves. The state of Hawaii pays big bucks to the winners of these contents. While attending luscious island luaus, Francois and Kascha peer through telescopes and play in the Pacific while secretly observing their felonious suspects. Working with their Hawaiian operatives, Randy Spears and Jade East, they carefully cast their net over Samantha's curvacious con game and score another grand triumph for Hawaii Vice!