一個利用魔術造假手法的靈異節目攝影團隊，決定去調查是否有「小毛怪」此種生物的真相，沒想到在查訪中發生了一連串超乎預料的狀況。

A group of survivors from all walks of the apocalypse – an idiotic Sheriff with definite coma-induced brain damage, his hardass son and a hobo with only a crossbow to stave off the walking dead, four squabbling friends forced to survive this zombieland together, and a lonely zombie who just needs love to fully regain his warm body – leave their once-safe mall hideout in search of the rumored Safe Haven Ranch, a refuge untouched by the zombie virus that has ravaged humanity.