At work, Mario Millio is the only male nurse not on strike. At home, his wife is more interested in calling the hot-line of a local TV-doctor. When Mario wins 15 million Lire in the lottery, he buys himself a new car and starts to live out his dreams in secret. All goes well until a criminal steals the car and Mario is blamed for the car thief's crimes.

利奥是一个街头小贩，他总是带着狗，在海滩上捉弄那些想要勾引泳装美女的男人。马里奥，一个和父亲一起度假的男孩，爱上了他的大提琴老师玛格丽塔。美丽的玛格丽塔教授音乐，常常闯入青春期学生的春梦。她立刻成为海滩上最受欢迎的猎物，包括马里奥的父亲在内

在都灵，一名牧师被蜡烛爆炸炸死，Santamaria专员必须解决这个问题。