Mark Philips is the owner and creative director of a club that specializes in live sex shows. Tired of the derivative routines he sees auditioned, he finds a new gem in Ingrid, a nymphomaniac kitchen lady who works in the backrooms of his club. Specializing in fellatio, he dubs her "Velor Tongue" and tries to make her a star. But the naive Ingrid proves harder to control than he'd imagined.

“为自己提供一切让你快乐的东西！” 这是出轨丈夫发给妻子的短信，他在结婚纪念日那天抛弃了她，和一位年轻而火爆的伦敦情妇约会。随后被遗弃的妻子通过将“快乐”这个词理解为肉体意义上的快乐来寻求报复，她发现已经忘记了曾经如此快乐。在桑拿房里她勾引了印度长相的女佣，然后说服停车服务员不要给她写停车罚单在电话亭里帮他BJ等等。