Rachel Sheppard is a millionaire’s daughter, kidnapped for ransom and tortured in the weird and wonderful Virtual Hell of Dr Wong. Nelly and her toyboy assistant call on the help of the world’s greatest magician, Johnny Cagliostro.

Dr. Malvedades intends to bring back Jocántaro, a Beast of the Apocalypse. To do this, he uses underwater ninja zombies to kidnap five women who had recently lost their virginity for human sacrifices. Jess, a Catholic surfer who has commited to remain chaste until he's 24, tries to rescue his girlfriend, one of the kidnapped girls, along with his friends.

A pretty American teenager from New Jersey goes on vacation in the south of Spain where she is unknowingly stalked by the vampire.

Berlin, 2006. A group of turkish workers discovers the Adolf Hitler's secret bunker. Inside there, faithfully guarded by the Eva Braun's corpse, they find the Führer's incorrupt dick preserved in an urn. The news of this shocking discovery gives the turn around the world and arrives to the ears of an old scientist hidden in Torremolinos, Dr. Weissman, who elaborates a diabolical plan to steal the cock and clone an army of Führers.