The dining room of the Jolly Fiddler has long been presided over by Albert, an aged but very shrewd waiter. A past master of the gentle art of fiddling, he extracts the maximum profit from his job while managing to endear himself to both the customers and staff. Then, there's a visit from Mr Finch, who feels it's time Albert was replaced.

Peter Sellers and Goldie Hawn star in this adaptation of Terence Frisby's hit stage comedy. After being ditched by her sexually-liberated boyfriend, Hawn's American doe-eyed flowerchild Marion is forced to crash at the bachelor pad of Robert Danvers, star of a popular gourmet-cooking programme and a notorious London swinger. A committed Casanova, Danvers' life is turned upside down when, to his surprise, he finds himself falling in love with his winsome house guest.