Diane is a growling, howling urban nightmare, suffering from paranoia, nymphomania, and a really bad hair day. Her neighbor, a TV writer, is subject to Diane's constant commentary on sex, violence and invisible persecutors through paper-thin walls. When Diane manages to seduce him, the two jaded New Yorkers discover that love works in mysterious ways.

The hard-luck life of Commander Steve Rogers takes a surprising turn for the better when his dilapidated spacecraft crashes in Puckerbush Gulch, a place populated only by gun-toting, hard-drinking cowgirls. What appears to be an ideal situation soon turns out to be slightly more complicated, as Commander Rogers learns the problems of being the only man in a town of sensual, lonely women.