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<p>Are logical AND gate semiconductors made of amperesand?</p><p><a href="/tags/electronics/" rel="tag">#electronics</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a></p>
<p>I need help. After years of driving a manual car, I have switched to an automatic and it won't drive at night. When I put it in D to drive in the day it's fine, but when I put it in N to drive at night, it just won't work.</p><p><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a> <a href="/tags/automatichumour/" rel="tag">#automatichumour</a></p>
<p>In ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and IIl would kill you quickly.</p><p>Poison IV would just make you itchy.</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadJoke</a></p>
<p>After the Deluge, Noah is checking on all the animals. They’re all doing great, multiplying and filling the Earth, except for this one group of snakes.</p><p>“What’s wrong?” asks Noah.</p><p>“Cut down some trees for us,” say the snakes.</p><p>Noah does so and goes off to check on other animals.</p><p>A few weeks later he comes back and sees that there are snakes everywhere!</p><p>“Wow, how did cutting down trees do all this?” Noah asks.</p><p>“We’re adders,” say the snakes, “and we need logs to multiply.”</p><p><a href="/tags/math/" rel="tag">#math</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a></p>
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<p>🥼 🧑🏫 Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for Water?”<br>Johnny: “H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O”.<br>Teacher: “What are you talking about?”<br>Johnny: “But yesterday you told us the formula was H to O!”</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#DadJoke</a></p>
After two and a half years, it's time for an #IntroductoryPost
<p><a href="/tags/horriblebookidea/" rel="tag">#HorribleBookIdea</a><br><a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a> </p><p>A meet-cute gay romcom about some suspicious designer falling in love with the contractor building their design space.</p><p>Title: No Atelier Motive.</p>
<p>Did Mark Antony ever return his Roman countrymen their ears?</p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#joke</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a></p>
<p>Is this a good price for RAM? <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#DadJoke</a> <a href="/tags/nerd/" rel="tag">#Nerd</a></p>
<p>The witch’s robes flapped in the gale as she knelt on the beach. Waves crashed and she squinted as the sea spray lashed her face.</p><p>She withdrew a small syringe from the water as the magic started to work. As she stood, the wind calmed to a gentle breeze. The ocean settled until it was smooth as glass.</p><p>“This spell,” she said, knocking sand off her knees, “I call ‘sea quell injection’”</p><p><a href="/tags/microfiction/" rel="tag">#microfiction</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a> <a href="/tags/infosec/" rel="tag">#infosec</a> <a href="/tags/sqlinjection/" rel="tag">#sqlinjection</a></p>
<p>Late last spring, I thought of a super <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#DadJoke</a>.</p><p>Too bad I forgot all of it because it was truly a May zing.</p>