dadjokes

<p>I attempted to make a comic....</p><p><a href="/tags/draw/" rel="tag">#draw</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/draweveryday/" rel="tag">#draweveryday</a> <a href="/tags/dailydrawing/" rel="tag">#dailydrawing</a> <a href="/tags/dailysketch/" rel="tag">#dailysketch</a> <a href="/tags/sketch/" rel="tag">#sketch</a> <a href="/tags/sketchbook/" rel="tag">#sketchbook</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/mastoart/" rel="tag">#mastoart</a> <a href="/tags/artwork/" rel="tag">#artwork</a> <a href="/tags/comic/" rel="tag">#comic</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a></p>

<p>When I first moved away from my parents to live on my own, I got a locket with my picture in it - so I could be independent.</p><p><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/getit/" rel="tag">#getit</a>?</p>

11/26/2025<br>A dad’s gotta dad.<br><a href="https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thedevilspanties.com/archives/</span><span class="invisible">16853</span></a><br><a href="/tags/webcomic/" rel="tag">#webcomic</a>,<a href="/tags/webtoon/" rel="tag">#webtoon</a>,<a href="/tags/comicstrip/" rel="tag">#comicstrip</a>,<a href="/tags/indiecomics/" rel="tag">#indiecomics</a>,<a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a>,<a href="/tags/fatherhood/" rel="tag">#fatherhood</a>,<a href="/tags/parenthood/" rel="tag">#parenthood</a>,<a href="/tags/rainbows/" rel="tag">#rainbows</a>

<p>11/26/2025<br>A dad’s gotta dad.<br><a href="https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thedevilspanties.com/archives/</span><span class="invisible">16853</span></a><br><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a>,<a href="/tags/fatherhood/" rel="tag">#fatherhood</a>,<a href="/tags/parenthood/" rel="tag">#parenthood</a>,<a href="/tags/rainbows/" rel="tag">#rainbows</a></p>

<p>If you are feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.<br>It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning!</p><p><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/motivationalstrategy/" rel="tag">#motivationalstrategy</a></p>

<p>It&#x27;s been another year since I&#x27;ve done an introductory &quot;This is me&quot; style post, so I think it&#x27;s time to refresh it...again.</p><p>Please allow me to re-introduce myself!</p><p>Who am I? 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids/ Other descriptors: Christian, enviromancer, leftist, nerd, Animal Crossing enjoyer.</p><p>Primary Nonsense I Post: Dad jokes, manga, Animal Crossing, music (lots of J-Pop and K-Pop), NYT Games (Wordle, Strands, Connections - always behind a spoiler)</p><p>Fav Manga: Akane-Banashi, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, Blue Box, Donald Duck Visits Japan</p><p>Fav Music: Twice, Weird Al, Coheed &amp; Cambria, Clean Bandit, IVE, Fall Out Boy, Dreamcatcher</p><p><a href="/tags/introductions/" rel="tag">#Introductions</a> <a href="/tags/introduction/" rel="tag">#Introduction</a> <a href="/tags/music/" rel="tag">#Music</a> <a href="/tags/kpop/" rel="tag">#KPop</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a> <a href="/tags/animalcrossing/" rel="tag">#AnimalCrossing</a> <a href="/tags/acnh/" rel="tag">#ACNH</a> <a href="/tags/manga/" rel="tag">#Manga</a> <a href="/tags/fediverse/" rel="tag">#Fediverse</a> <a href="/tags/mastodon/" rel="tag">#Mastodon</a></p>

<p>Dad Jokes February Edition™️</p><p>&quot;Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Yes, it&#x27;s February 14th.&quot;</p><p>Yes. I&#x27;m here all month, everyone. 🤣</p><p>❤️ 💕 ❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/laugh/" rel="tag">#laugh</a> <a href="/tags/lol/" rel="tag">#lol</a></p>

<p>How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p>One. But the bulb has to want to change.</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#Puns</a> <a href="/tags/notmyfault/" rel="tag">#NotMyFault</a> <a href="/tags/therapy/" rel="tag">#Therapy</a> <a href="/tags/mentalhealth/" rel="tag">#MentalHealth</a></p>

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<p>&quot; I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory, they said I wan&#x27;t putting in enough Shifts. &quot;</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a></p>

<p>I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask!</p><p><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/innovativefinance/" rel="tag">#innovativefinance</a></p>

<p>Why could all the attendees at the Halloween party stretch out their arms?</p><p>There was plenty of Rumi.</p><p>I also saw (for real) an adult with a costume of: a tee shirt with number 7, and he was wearing a surgical mask and holding a box of tissues. He was a &quot;sick seven.&quot;</p><p>These Halloween jokes will kill with parents of middle schoolers. Trust me. </p><p><a href="/tags/halloween/" rel="tag">#halloween</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadJokes</a></p>

<p>I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.</p><p><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/socialjusticeforpoultry/" rel="tag">#socialjusticeforpoultry</a></p>

<p>Did you know that Yoda had a last name?<br>It was Layheehoo! <br><a href="/tags/jokeoftheday/" rel="tag">#jokeoftheday</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a> <a href="/tags/swissfamilyskywalker/" rel="tag">#swissfamilyskywalker</a></p>