humor

146d

<p>Shutdown could be over soon. Get off you futon and dance. Better write some jokes now. Exercises and the link are in the images.  FB/Insta/threads <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@DCComedyWriters" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>DCComedyWriters</span></a></span>  @dccomedywriters.bsky.social <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@DCComedyWriters" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>DCComedyWriters</span></a></span>  </p><p><a href="/tags/signalboost/" rel="tag">#signalboost</a><br><a href="/tags/comedy/" rel="tag">#comedy</a><br><a href="/tags/comedywriters/" rel="tag">#comedywriters</a><br><a href="/tags/comedywriting/" rel="tag">#comedywriting</a><br><a href="/tags/signalboost/" rel="tag">#signalboost</a><br><a href="/tags/standupcomedy/" rel="tag">#StandupComedy</a><br><a href="/tags/standup/" rel="tag">#Standup</a><br><a href="/tags/dmvcomedy/" rel="tag">#DMVComedy</a><br><a href="/tags/dccomedy/" rel="tag">#DCComedy</a><br><a href="/tags/dcstandup/" rel="tag">#DCStandup</a><br><a href="/tags/washingtondc/" rel="tag">#WashingtonDC</a><br><a href="/tags/districtofcolumbia/" rel="tag">#DistrictofColumbia</a></p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>

DC Comedy Writers Group Exercises

8:30 PM

Every Monday Night

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers Group: The Guest Futon

Icebreaker: Futon Feelings

Write a joke about furniture from your childhood or a piece your family refuses to throw away.

Examples:

- My futon’s basically a transformer that gave up halfway through puberty.

- The futon says ‘guest bed,’ but it feels more like a punishment for visiting.

- My futon has two settings: back pain and buyer’s remorse.

Exercise: The Furniture We’ve Known and Endured

Examples:

- Your childhood couch that’s seen more drama than cable news.

- A recliner that’s basically a family member at this point.

- The dresser that hides secrets, socks, and shame.

Cat on a nasty futon with bananas.

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353d

<p>Alright, which one of you miscreants made this? 🤣 </p><p><a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#memes</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/laugh/" rel="tag">#laugh</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/lol/" rel="tag">#lol</a> <a href="/tags/rachelzegler/" rel="tag">#rachelzegler</a> <a href="/tags/snowwhite/" rel="tag">#snowwhite</a> <a href="/tags/snowshite/" rel="tag">#snowshite</a> <a href="/tags/tropicthunder/" rel="tag">#tropicthunder</a> <a href="/tags/benstiller/" rel="tag">#benstiller</a> <a href="/tags/simplejack/" rel="tag">#simplejack</a> <a href="/tags/mashup/" rel="tag">#mashup</a> <a href="/tags/mashups/" rel="tag">#mashups</a> <a href="/tags/aivideo/" rel="tag">#aivideo</a></p>

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1y

<p>clear winner <br><a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#caturday</a></p>

A man on the yoga mat is in plank pose.
A tuxedo cat on another mat has its front legs stretched out, its upper body on the mat and its behind up in the air.

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1y

<p>Catsimoto at work.</p><p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catsodon/" rel="tag">#catsodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsofMastodon</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#Caturday</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>

a brown tabby cat reaching up for a bell rope -- the bell is visible as is a beautiful cliffline and sea vista

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141d

<p>This dog came out of nowhere <br><a href="/tags/dogs/" rel="tag">#dogs</a> <a href="/tags/dogsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a></p>

White fluffy dog sees his reflection in the chrome bumper of a car.

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337d

<p>¡NUEVO VÍDEO!</p><p>Asistimos a los GEM Awards 🎉 🎉 </p><p>Link al vídeo: <a href="https://youtu.be/VIjiUdhtE68" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>youtu.be/VIjiUdhtE68</a> </p><p><a href="/tags/videojuegos/" rel="tag">#videojuegos</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">#youtube</a> <a href="/tags/eventos/" rel="tag">#eventos</a> <a href="/tags/gemawards/" rel="tag">#GEMAwards</a></p>

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1y

<p>Deep into a Canadian <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#caturday</a> </p><p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catstodon/" rel="tag">#catstodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>

cat looking cross in the deep snow, with snow on its head

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1y

<p>a cat is a cat is a kitten <br><a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/animals/" rel="tag">#animals</a></p>

Two photos.
1. A white tiger cub is pulling the long tail of some animal out of sight.
2. Huge and very displeased white tiger looks at the cub.

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1y

<p>Break in case of <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#caturday</a> </p><p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catstodon/" rel="tag">#catstodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsOfMastodon</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>

tuxedo cat with pink nose looking out of the window of a box that is labelled: emergency cat

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1y

<p>读过 <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k" rel="nofollow">I Am America</a> 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 <br>这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。</p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/politics/" rel="tag">#politics</a> <a href="/tags/sarcasm/" rel="tag">#sarcasm</a><br></p>

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330d

<p>¡NUEVO VÍDEO!</p><p>Jugamos completo <a href="/tags/mouthwashing/" rel="tag">#Mouthwashing</a>: el juego donde Evangelion conoce a Twin Peaks.</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/mn3aiXnNB_w" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>youtu.be/mn3aiXnNB_w</a> </p><p><a href="/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">#youtube</a> <a href="/tags/youtuber/" rel="tag">#youtuber</a> <a href="/tags/videojuegos/" rel="tag">#videojuegos</a> <a href="/tags/terror/" rel="tag">#terror</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>

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315d

<p>Happy FotoMontag, folks. I'll post a real picture today, but I wanted to do the fun picture first. Bald Eagle and Crow being a pest .<a href="/tags/baldeagle/" rel="tag">#baldeagle</a> <a href="/tags/eagle/" rel="tag">#eagle</a> <a href="/tags/crow/" rel="tag">#crow</a> <a href="/tags/nature/" rel="tag">#nature</a> <a href="/tags/naturephoto/" rel="tag">#naturephoto</a> <a href="/tags/photography/" rel="tag">#photography</a> <a href="/tags/fun/" rel="tag">#fun</a> <a href="/tags/pest/" rel="tag">#pest</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/fotomontag/" rel="tag">#fotomontag</a></p>

Happy FotoMontag, folks. I'll post a real picture today, but I wanted to do the fun picture first. Bald Eagle and Crow being a pest .#baldeagle #eagle #crow #nature #naturephoto #photography #fun #pest #humor #fotomontag

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1y

<p>very big, big, and smoll<br><a href="/tags/dogsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/dogs/" rel="tag">#dogs</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a></p>

Photo of three boxers of the same color coat, the same not cropped floppy ears, and different sizes.
The little puppy fits snugly in between the large dog's legs.

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319d

<p>NUEVO VÍDEO!</p><p>Esta semana lo hemos sacado un pelín más tarde porque tuvimos problemas técnicos de edición. </p><p>Pero al final nos ha quedado tremendo unboxing con TODO EL NUEVO PC</p><p>Dadle mucho ♥️ <br><a href="https://youtu.be/f0e7DwTojpk" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>youtu.be/f0e7DwTojpk</a> </p><p><a href="/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">#youtube</a> <a href="/tags/youtubees/" rel="tag">#youtubeES</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/unboxing/" rel="tag">#unboxing</a> <a href="/tags/pc/" rel="tag">#pc</a> <a href="/tags/hardware/" rel="tag">#hardware</a></p>

Rena emocionada mostrando un nuevo PC. A Dunkel se la ve sosteniendo varias cajas de componentes, incluyendo una fuente Corsair CX750 y una caja Aorus, entre otros. Detrás de ella, se aprecia el PC ya armado, con iluminación morada y RGB. La imagen incluye texto superpuesto que dice "UNBOXING NUEVO PC!!!".

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135d

<p>Space Worms now on preorder everywhere! Only 99c. When the galaxy gets absurd, it's Space Squad 51 to the rescue! This extra adventure goes back in time to when Nikili Echols gets her calling to join Orbital Rescue Services. <a href="https://books2read.com/u/4NBlGz" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>books2read.com/u/4NBlGz</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/writingcommunity/" rel="tag">#WritingCommunity</a> <a href="/tags/sciencefiction/" rel="tag">#sciencefiction</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/readers/" rel="tag">#readers</a></p>

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1y

<p>Man I <a href="/tags/câ/" rel="tag">#Câ</a>‎n’t Even walk outside to see a tank and this cat on the top that looks like Mr. Hilter.</p><p><a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#Meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#Memes</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a></p>

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1y

<p>Coworker: Sir, how do you deal with stress, depression, and the rat race of life?</p><p>Me: Ah, my friend, whenever existential dread starts creeping in, I remember... somewhere out there, in the giant maze of Microsoft, there's a poor soul whose sole purpose is to ensure Microsoft Edge functions flawlessly on Linux. Suddenly, my problems seem far less difficult to solve. It's all about perspective, you see. 😉</p><p><a href="/tags/linux/" rel="tag">#linux</a> <a href="/tags/microsoft/" rel="tag">#microsoft</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>

The screenshot from the Microsoft Edge download showing available Linux RPM and DEB files for Linux desktop users.

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1y

<p>Did you know Jell-O makes this sound when shredded? 🤣 </p><p><a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#memes</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/laugh/" rel="tag">#laugh</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/lol/" rel="tag">#lol</a></p>

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1y

<p><a href="/tags/pic/" rel="tag">#pic</a> <a href="/tags/pics/" rel="tag">#pics</a> <a href="/tags/picture/" rel="tag">#picture</a> <a href="/tags/pictures/" rel="tag">#pictures</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#caturday</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a></p>

Carved pumpkin with kitty outline. You can see its kitty b-hole.

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1y

<p><a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#memes</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/outkast/" rel="tag">#outkast</a></p>

Four frame comic strip.

The words follow the scansion of the chorus of the Outkast song "Ms. Jackson"

1. Text: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Image: A woman, looking nonplussed, has opened the door to find someone (unseen) holding flowers.

2. Text: I am four eels
Image: It's the, er, being holding the flowers. Bottom half is human-looking, wearing a suit and tie. But rather than a human head, it's four blue-green eels coming out of the shirt's neck-hole.

3. Text: Never meant to make your daughter cry
Image: A young woman crying, while the eels are mostly off-frame saying "Baby wait"

4. Text: I am several fish and not a guy
Image: The eels are now flopping around in a puddle, over the empty suit, shirt, and shoes.

Credits: BASED ON A TWEET BY @JNALV
http://illustratedinternet.com/@DAMI_LEE

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204d

<p>It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content. </p><p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catstodon/" rel="tag">#catstodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>

what cat sitting in front of a jesus statue, so that it looks like its his arms out -- contrasted against a blue wall

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305d

<p>En medio de la vorágine del no E3... NUEVO VÍDEO EN EL CANAL</p><p>Nuestro paso por <a href="/tags/guadalindie25/" rel="tag">#Guadalindie25</a>: más juegos para la lista de deseados y ENTREVISTAS con los devs!!!!</p><p>⏩ <a href="https://youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM</a></p><p><a href="/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">#youtube</a> <a href="/tags/youtuber/" rel="tag">#youtuber</a> <a href="/tags/videojuegos/" rel="tag">#videojuegos</a> <a href="/tags/indie/" rel="tag">#indie</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>

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130d

<p>Is Ronny Chieng responsible for the "6 7" phenomenon?</p><p>I stumbled across a little something that may address this question. & I created a video for yt to go thru it</p><p>this is my 1st attempt at editing multiple videos & adding audio & stills to it. so please go easy on me if it is amateurish (it is)😁</p><p>but i think i'm actually onto something. i hope for feedback💙</p><p><a href="/tags/ronnychieng/" rel="tag">#RonnyChieng</a> <a href="/tags/thedailyshow/" rel="tag">#TheDailyShow</a> <a href="/tags/tds/" rel="tag">#TDS</a> <a href="/tags/scissorsseven/" rel="tag">#ScissorsSeven</a> <a href="/tags/67trend/" rel="tag">#67trend</a> <a href="/tags/sixseven/" rel="tag">#SixSeven</a> <a href="/tags/comedy/" rel="tag">#Comedy</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#memes</a> <a href="/tags/southpark/" rel="tag">#SouthPark</a> <a href="/tags/peterthiel/" rel="tag">#peterThiel</a> </p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/y-t_hbzN51E?si=7EnHWqNJG99FI0o8" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="youtu.be/y-t_hbzN51E?si=7EnHWqNJG99FI0o8"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/y-t_hbzN51E?si=7EnHWq</span><span class="invisible">NJG99FI0o8</span></a></p>

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307d

<a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#memes</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/memesdaily/" rel="tag">#memesdaily</a> <a href="/tags/lol/" rel="tag">#lol</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/memesoffediverse/" rel="tag">#memesoffediverse</a> <a href="/tags/memesofmastodon/" rel="tag">#memesofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/memesofpixelfed/" rel="tag">#memesofpixelfed</a> <a href="/tags/nihilism/" rel="tag">#nihilism</a> <a href="/tags/nihilistmemes/" rel="tag">#nihilistmemes</a> <a href="/tags/capitalism/" rel="tag">#capitalism</a> <a href="/tags/humansoflatecapitalism/" rel="tag">#humansoflatecapitalism</a> <a href="/tags/justnihilistcomedy/" rel="tag">#justnihilistcomedy</a> <a href="/tags/teenager/" rel="tag">#teenager</a> <a href="/tags/rebel/" rel="tag">#rebel</a>

Me as a teen rebel:
The system sucks and is pointlessly cruel

Me now:
The system sucks and is pointlessly cruel ¹ ⁴ ¹¹
* Shows that now I have references *

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304d

<p>I wish I had public library energy 😁</p><p>@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon</p><p><a href="/tags/library/" rel="tag">#Library</a> <a href="/tags/librarymemes/" rel="tag">#LibraryMemes</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#Memes</a> <a href="/tags/libraries/" rel="tag">#Libraries</a> <a href="/tags/librarians/" rel="tag">#Librarians</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a><br><a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/bookworm/" rel="tag">#Bookworm</a> <a href="/tags/bookwyrm/" rel="tag">#Bookwyrm</a> <a href="/tags/booklove/" rel="tag">#BookLove</a> <a href="/tags/boostingissharing/" rel="tag">#BoostingIsSharing</a></p>

Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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