#humor Timeline

318d

Feels good saving on heating
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor #work

"That's how I dress working from home"
An older shorthaired dog walks on the asphalt. It wears a warm winter vest, some kind of body cover underneath and a head wrap.

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168d

Rotational symmetry in physics.

- from Guido Tonelli's 'Genesis: the Story of How Everything Began'

#physics #science #humor

Auto add text not working. Quotes a scientist calling those he finds objectionable 'spherical bastards' (bastards when seen from any direction).

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311d

Buenos días!

Pasamos el directo de hoy para mañana, pero no os libráis de nosotras. Tenemos NUEVO VÍDEO!!!!!

Jugamos COMPLETO Secret of the Mimic, el origen de #FiveNightsAtFreddys.

https://youtu.be/OT-gxYVjkaw

#youtube #youtuber #terror #humor #FNAF

Dunkel mira asustada a Rena, que tiene los ojos como ventanillas amarillas, una nariz enorme y un bigote. Viste con una camisa blanca, una pajarita roja y una chaqueta colorida roja con bordes dorados y detalles en negro. Tras ellas, hay un animatrónico con forma de payaso mirando fijamente a cámara con sus ojos amarillos.

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242d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Está a la vuelta de la esquina la salida el sucesor de #LittleNightmares: REANIMAL

Nosotras lo probamos HOY en el canal
https://youtu.be/K4NP-JHp_MM

#youtube #youtuber #terror #videojuegos #humor #LGBT #Reanimal

Retratos de Dunkel y Rena con un fondo oscuro y un monstruo deforme humanoide. Dunkel viste una sudadera gris y tiene los dedos índice y corazón contra su barbilla, con la boca ligeramente abierta. Sobre sus ojos viste la máscara de Bremen (referencia a Majora's Mask). Rena viste una sudadera negra con la capucha puesta que le tapa completamente los ojos, la boca la tiene presionada con cara de disgusto y sujeta sus manos contra su pecho, cerradas.

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119d

Friends of a feather. #grickledoodle #spring #sunny #green #kermit #muppets #yoda #hulk #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Kermit, The Hulk, and Yoda all sitting under a tree enjoying a picnic. Caption reads "They spent many sunny afternoons talking through shared experiences and sometimes they didn't talk at all."

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221d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Hoy tenemos nueva historia de #terror, una cinta recuperada con el Karaoke más turbio de la historia.

https://youtu.be/BxAgmu2sDjg

#karaoke #humor #youtube

Miniatura de video de horror de estilo japonés con una atmósfera sombría. A la izquierda, un recuadro con borde de neón magenta y azul muestra a Dunkel con gorra negra y auriculares, con expresión de sorpresa.

En el centro de la imagen, sobre la espalda de una figura con uniforme escolar blanco (una camisa de manga corta y falda oscura), se lee el título "The Karaoke" en letras rojas, acompañado de caracteres japoneses. La figura escolar lleva una mochila azul colgada al hombro y está de espaldas, mirando hacia un fondo oscuro donde se distingue vagamente un letrero que dice "24H".

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114d

I dunno. A very smol, very weird panda?

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #humor #humour

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211d

A nice older review of my fantasy story The Last Philosopher from a non-fantasy reader 😊

Free ebook in comments.

@reading @books @fantasy
@worldbuilding
@bookstodon

#WIPWednesday #Short #Excerpt #AmWriting #IndieAuthor #eBook #eBooks
#SpecualtiveFiction #FantasyBooks #Fantasy #SciFi #WorldBuilding #Satire #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookwyrm #FantasyBooks
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Review #Bookreview #Recommendation

My overall impression of "The Last Philosopher" was not what I had expected it to be. As previously mentioned, Fantasy is not my go-to genre. So, going into this story, I was not entirely sure what to expect. Was this story going to be as painfully slow as what "The Hobbit" was? Or was this one of those rare times where I actually found myself enjoying a story of the Fantasy genre? I even enjoyed looking at the pictures that were added to each chapter.

"The Last Philosopher" is a story I would recommend to other readers on here to go read and share with their friends, relatives, frenemies, or anyone that could use a good read. Even if you are like me and have a specific genre you are drawn to, I would recommend you give "The Last Philosopher" a try. I found myself to be progressively more interested as the chapters continued. East really does do well with descriptions of chapters without there being much dialogue included.

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209d

It had come to that. #grickledoodle #duck #shame #consensus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man placing an disgruntled looking duck in the middle of conference table. Caption reads "Gentlemen, since this board refuses to come to a consensus, I have no recourse but to place the duck of shame at the center of the meeting."

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19d

GET THE PRINT! Only at: https://gricklemart.com/vampire-happy-shirt/ #grickledoodle #horror #vampire #shopping #shirt #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #bats

A bald happy vampire standing in a stone dungeon, wearing a bright floral Hawaiian shirt from a small cardboard package as curious bat-like creatures gather; caption reads, "It had finally arrived in the mail."

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108d

DC Comedy Writers meets tonight.

Theme: 📊 Lies, Statistics & Polls.

We’ll be writing fake surveys, dubious research findings, suspicious focus groups, and polling results that sound almost believable.

Monday • 8:30 PM Eastern

Zoom:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

#ComedyWriting #StandupComedy #Humor #Satire #Journalism #WritingCommunity #WashingtonDC #DMVComedy #Maryland #Virginia

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207d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Descubrimos al heredero rítmico de #RhythmParadise 🎵

https://youtu.be/gY96sHTIE8I

#BitsAndBops #música #videojuegos #humor #youtube

Rena está en primera posición con mirada confiada sosteniendo un otamatone. Atrás, Dunkel se sujeta la cara con cara de consternación. El fondo está lleno de dibujos del arte oficial con los personajes que aparecen en el juego, además de unas flechas conocidas de los Dance Dance Revolution.

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103d

All three of them. #grickledoodle #ducks #summer #friends #sitting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of three ducks sitting on lawn chairs enjoying drinks. Caption reads "They were all sitting ducks."

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101d

Time well spent. #grickledoodle #cat #walkman #music #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a cat laying on a carpet on the floor of a living room listening to a walkman as they stare at the ceiling. Caption reads "He would spend entire afternoons going from side A to side B, and then just starting all over again with side A."

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98d

Salad dog hopes you're all keeping cool and hydrated!

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a dog sleeping in a watery planter with water plants

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197d

My name is Laura, but y'all feel free to call me Lala if you like. Or Tink. Or Ishe. I'm here for {in no special order}:

#bulletjournaling
#dogs
#Caturday
#crochet
#Appalachia
#AppalachianHistory
#actualadoptee
#bookwyrm
#wolves
#phonephotography
#Irishlanguage
#pizza
#art
#StardewValley
#music
#stationery
#witchy
#drawing
#buckdance
#donorconceived
#notparentexpected
#formerfosteryouth
#exvangelical
#AuDHD
#Bridgerton
#DerryGirls
#FruitsBasketanime
#manga
#anime
#humor
#yallmeansall 🌈
#tattoos

Please boost, if you'd like. I may edit this in the future. If you've a similar list, I'm happy to boost in return.

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96d

Spicing it up. #grickledoodle #cat #painting #dog #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #weekends

A cartoon illustration of a man and his dog holding each on a chair as a cat paints them on an easel. Caption reads "The weekends had got a lot more interesting since the cat had started to paint."

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195d

On the rare occasions that I’m not taking pictures of my #cats (see: almost all my other posts), I make a podcast called The Worst Writer in the World

My co-conspirator, Howard, has spent his life writing badly. Now we try to bring his stories to life, and maybe make them better

We laugh a lot. Our listeners do too (or so they tell us)

There’s over 250 episodes, all free, and - most importantly - they don’t have ads. We do it because we love it

Maybe you will too

#writing #comedy #humor

The artwork for The Worst Writer in the World podcast. At the bottom, there is a pot of ink, from which emerges a cloud of black ink containing the show title in white letters, which takes up the top half of the image. The background is blue.

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184d

Sustainable. #grickledoodle #godzilla #gardening #environment #cartoon #art #kaiju #drawing #humor #funny

A cartoon illustration of Godzilla carefully planting trees after destroying a city. Caption reads "His favorite thing about flattening a city was planting the garden after."

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39d

The horrors these warning cones have experienced.

#weird #cones #humor #humour

nested yellow cones and a red cone leaning up against them, with screws and circular openings that make them look like horrified faces

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36d

A new Slaughter/Mittens album is about to drop!

#crow #corvid #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a crow and a tuxedo cat next to one another on a set of logs

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175d

What I really don't like is that it often feels that way even when it's not 😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @keepwriting

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon #Books

Two panel meme of an old man infront of a laptop looking slightly worried.
Caption:
Writercore
15:00 Chapter one...
15:01 Ok, two words are enough for today!

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32d

#godsplan #humor

Don't worry Nick, it's all according to god's plan

1. Create universe

2. Give Nick

CHILDHOOD TRAUMA WITH NO HEALTHY WAY TO COPE UNTIL HE RUINS EVERYTHING BEFORE GETTING HELP

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165d

At a loss. #grickledoodle #cats #pets #sitting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a group of cats all sitting awkwardly on furniture and looking dismayed. Caption reads "None of them could even recall how to sit like a proper cat anymore."

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163d

Band of thieves. #grickledoodle #thieves #cartoon #band #drawing #funny #art #humor

A cartoon illustration of five smiling men in long coats and hats with their hands in each other's pockets.

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