<p>We watched as the flour settled across the land. The smell if marinara was thick in the air.</p><p>"That son of a bitch. He really did it," I said to myself as I looked upon the rubble of the demolished hut. </p><p>The chef turned back to me and smiled, fresh mozzarella in hand.</p><p>He really had done it.</p><p>He had out pizza'd the hut.</p><p><a href="/tags/microfiction/" rel="tag">#MicroFiction</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#Joke</a> <a href="/tags/pizza/" rel="tag">#Pizza</a> <a href="/tags/pizzahut/" rel="tag">#PizzaHut</a> <a href="/tags/silly/" rel="tag">#Silly</a></p>
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<p>Since pure thallium can be poisonous to the touch...does that make it death metal?</p><p>And send.</p><p><a href="/tags/metal/" rel="tag">#Metal</a> <a href="/tags/music/" rel="tag">#Music</a> <a href="/tags/chemistry/" rel="tag">#Chemistry</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#Joke</a> <a href="/tags/jokes/" rel="tag">#Jokes</a></p>
<p>He slams a stack of papers on the table. "Boss, the Tigers are at it again. Meany is destroying this neighborhood."</p><p>The boss shook his head, "I know, but what are we gonna do."</p><p>"We've got to call him."</p><p>"He's retired! Leave him be, this is no longer his fight."</p><p>"What choice do we have? The Tigers run everything, we need someone from the outside with a fresh set of eyes."</p><p>The boss shakes his head and agrees. He picks up the phone and dials out. </p><p>"Get Encyclopedia Brown on the horn. And make it fast!"</p><p><a href="/tags/random/" rel="tag">#Random</a> <a href="/tags/microfiction/" rel="tag">#MicroFiction</a> <a href="/tags/encyclopediabrown/" rel="tag">#EncyclopediaBrown</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#Joke</a></p>
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<p>Did Mark Antony ever return his Roman countrymen their ears?</p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#joke</a> <a href="/tags/dadjoke/" rel="tag">#dadjoke</a></p>
<p>New TLDs just dropped:</p><p>🌐 .com: community (discussion board)<br>🌐 .org: oranges, or the color orange, or both<br>🌐 .net: everything about nets EXCEPT computer networks<br>🌐 .gov: Grand ObserVatory. Astronomy-related<br>🌐 .mil: Moms in Love. Lesbian-friendly place<br>🌐 .int: Integers. Everything about one number, for example: 25.int<br>🌐 .edu: Ethylene diurea (an organic compund)</p><p><a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#joke</a> <a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#meme</a> <a href="/tags/tld/" rel="tag">#TLD</a> <a href="/tags/internet/" rel="tag">#Internet</a> <a href="/tags/dns/" rel="tag">#DNS</a></p>
<p>Marky Mark still hasn't updated the old Threads.net domain in the <a href="/tags/fediverse/" rel="tag">#Fediverse</a> to the new Threads.com</p><p>Guess his superintelligence wasn't up to the challenge 🤖</p><p>On a side note: If <a href="/tags/meta/" rel="tag">#Meta</a> wants a product to be "cool", <span class="h-card"><a href="https://threads.net/@zuck/" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>zuck</span></a></span> should not wear it! 😎</p><p>❌ <a href="/tags/demeta/" rel="tag">#Demeta</a> now: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/DeMeta" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>www.reddit.com/r/DeMeta</a></p><p><a href="/tags/threads/" rel="tag">#threads</a> <a href="/tags/ai/" rel="tag">#ai</a> <a href="/tags/facebook/" rel="tag">#facebook</a> <a href="/tags/it/" rel="tag">#it</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/mastodon/" rel="tag">#mastodon</a> <a href="/tags/markzuckerberg/" rel="tag">#markzuckerberg</a> <a href="/tags/profile/" rel="tag">#profile</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#joke</a> <a href="/tags/threadsnet/" rel="tag">#threadsnet</a> <a href="/tags/threadscom/" rel="tag">#threadscom</a> <a href="/tags/tech/" rel="tag">#tech</a> <a href="/tags/socialmedia/" rel="tag">#socialmedia</a> <a href="/tags/domain/" rel="tag">#domain</a> <a href="/tags/online/" rel="tag">#online</a> <a href="/tags/internet/" rel="tag">#internet</a> <a href="/tags/it/" rel="tag">#it</a> <a href="/tags/update/" rel="tag">#update</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/superintelligence/" rel="tag">#superintelligence</a> <a href="/tags/zuck/" rel="tag">#zuck</a> <a href="/tags/artificialintelligence/" rel="tag">#artificialintelligence</a> <a href="/tags/ki/" rel="tag">#ki</a></p>
