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Rated Coyote vs. Acme 8/10

Rated Coyote vs. Acme 8/10

it's really fun.

Rated 300 6/10

Rated The Moment 6/10

“Woah, calm your tits.” — Porygon

Added The History of Concrete to Movie Watchlist

Rated The Young Karl Marx 8/10

As entertaining as it is interesting.

Rated Secretary 6/10

Rated The Way Way Back 8/10

Beautiful! 💦🔫🛝🫶🏻👏🏻

Added Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) to Watched Movies

Added The Debut to Movie Watchlist

Rated Coyote vs. Acme 8/10

i actually got pretty emotional when he said beep beepoverall this was just pretty fun

Rated A View to a Kill 8/10

Unexpectedly enjoyable given Moore’s obvious age, but making a lady a quiche then calling it an omelette has to be the least Bond thing ever

Rated Wall Street 8/10

As subtle as a sledgehammer and yet capitalism still exists. Sad. Martin Sheen is incredible, Charlie as good as he’s ever been, Stone can’t keep a camera still for five seconds, and Gecko remains one of the most nauseatingly watchable characters of all time.

Rated My Own Private Idaho 8/10

Obviously River is the one who takes the deserved plaudits for his performance, but anyone who says Keane can’t act should be forced to watch him in this.

Added Buddy to Movie Watchlist

Added Ocean's Twelve to Watched Movies

Added Scarface to Watched Movies

Added Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) to Watched Movies

Added The Shape of Water to Movie Watchlist

Rated Alien 9/10

In space everyone can see you sweat.Happy Labor Day(Director's Cut - I think the original theatrical version works better for me)

Rated The Princess Diaries 7/10

Went into this thinking I’d never seen it before. Turns out I’ve done a podcast about it. Is this early onset dementia?

Rated The X Files: I Want to Believe 6/10

Rated Rental Family 5/10

It could’ve been so much more profound. Instead, it chose to swing from cheesy to surprisingly forgiving of prostitution, but I guess that’s mostly westerners in Asia

Added Finding Emily to Watched Movies

Rated The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 8/10

First time watching this since I decided to be a smart arse when doing Auteur Theory in A-Level Film Studies by picking Peter Greenaway instead of someone stylistically obvious like Tarantino or Burton. No fucking idea what a 17-year-old me wrote about between this, The Baby of Macon, and 8 1/2 Women.22 or so years later — still a gruesome take on humanity through the juvenile replication of Baroque paintings. Beauty smeared in dog shit. Maddening yet so utterly engrossing.