The Devil's Film Cabinet

249 movies   5 TV shows  

A collection of the very worst films I've seen. These aren't just bad movies. They're the stuff so awful, so painful to sit through they're playing as a form of torture down in the movie theaters of hell.

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Blade: Trinity (2004)
Blade: Trinity
★ 5.9 130 ratings
other title: 刀锋战士3 / 幽灵刺客III 终极尸杀(港) …
For years, Blade has fought against the vampires in the cover of the night. But now, after falling into the crosshairs of the FBI, he is forced out into the daylight, where he is driven to join forces with a clan of human vampire hunters he never knew existed—The Nightstalkers. Together with Abigail and Hannibal, two deftly trained Nightstalkers, Blade follows a trail of blood to the ancient creature that is also hunting him—the original vampire, Dracula.

Movie

BloodRayne (2005)
BloodRayne
other title: 吸血莱恩 / 嗜血黑天使 …
In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

Movie

Blubberella (2011)
Blubberella WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
乌维·鲍尔 actor: 迈克尔·帕尔 / 林赛·霍利斯特 …
other title: 超级女英雄 / 超級女英雄
It's 1940 and the German army is oozing their ickiness across the European continent, indiscriminately slaughtering thousands. On the Eastern Front, a motley group of Resistance Fighters, led by Nathaniel (Brendan Fletcher) and "Vadge" (Willam Belli), struggle valiantly against the Nazi scourge. The German army, headed by the Commandant (Michael Paré), shadow puppet master, a mad, showtunes-singing Doctor (Clint Howard), and the newly-addicted-to-blood Lieutenant (Steffen Mennekes), threatens to eradicate the Resistance. But coming to the rescue is Blubberella. Half vampire, half woman, and all trouble, Blubberella loves nothing better than killing Nazis and a substantial turkey on rye. She has moved through the centuries destroying nasties and their like while perfecting the ultimate cotton candy recipe. Blubberella and the Commandant face each other in a rail car and after a unseemly exchange of bodily fluids...

Movie

The Bye Bye Man (2017)
The Bye Bye Man WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
★ 6.2 5 ratings
other title: 送葬人 / 冤亲债主(台) …
When three college students move into an old house off campus, they unwittingly unleash a supernatural entity known as The Bye Bye Man, who comes to prey upon them once they discover his name. The friends must try to save each other, all the while keeping The Bye Bye Man's existence a secret to save others from the same deadly fate.

Movie

Cars 2 (2011)
Cars 2
★ 7.2 290 ratings
约翰·拉塞特 / 布拉德·刘易斯 actor: 欧文·威尔逊 / 王牌接线员拉里 …
other title: 赛车总动员2 / 3D反斗车王2(港) …
Star race car Lightning McQueen and his pal Mater head overseas to compete in the World Grand Prix race. But the road to the championship becomes rocky as Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage.

Movie

Cell (2016)
Cell WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
★ 3.7 22 ratings
other title: 夺命来电 / 丧尸手机(港) …
When a strange signal pulsates through all cell phone networks worldwide, it starts a murderous epidemic of epic proportions when users become bloodthirsty creatures, and a group of people in New England are among the survivors to deal with the ensuing chaos after.
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