bobby_glendys

6d

Bobby Glendys is now in Poland, and it's your fault.

#unix_surrealism #9front #bobby_glendys #glenda #plan9 #lunic

because nobody gave me $9 for bobby glendys, he had to go to 9front school on foot. but he's awful with directions, and now he's lost in poland. pls send me $18 so we can find Bobby.

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5d

We found Bobby Glendys, but...

#unix_surrealism #9front #bobby_glendys #glenda #plan9 #lunic

Thanks to everyone who sent me $18 for Bobby Glendys! The good news is that we were able to buy information about Bobby's whereabouts!; The bad news is that Bobby was last seen boarding a cargo ship headed for the Persian Gulf. Pls send me $80 so we can call the embassy in Bahrain, and save Bobby Glendys!

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5d

Bobby Glendys just sent me a picture...

#unix_surrealism #9front #bobby_glendys #glenda #plan9 #lunic

Guys, wtf. Bobby Glendys just sent me a photo. I think he's in Iran?! I don't even know where he got that drip?? ; Play time is over! Bobby has missed 3 days of 9front school already. I found this ex-KGB guy on Facebook, he says he can help us get Bobby Glendys back. Pls send me $4.000, so we can pay him.

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4d

Bobby Glendys is the worst child I ever babysat

#unix_surrealism #9front #bobby_glendys #glenda #plan9 #lunic

So.. um.. Bobby Glendys somehow made it to Arrakis, and he convinced the local tribals that he's some kind of a 9front prophet. ; We need, uh, like, 900 trillion dollars to... uh... build a space ship.. fuck. That boy has been nothing but trouble. I don't need this shit. Where even is his mother?

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7d

It's Bobby Glendys!

#unix_surrealism #9front #bobby_glendys #glenda #plan9 #lunic

Guys, It's bobby glendys on his way to 9front school! Can you send me $9 to help him get there pls?

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