Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?
dadjokes
I attempted to make a comic....
#draw #drawing #draweveryday #dailydrawing #dailysketch #sketch #sketchbook #art #mastoart #artwork #comic #art #DadJokes
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When I first moved away from my parents to live on my own, I got a locket with my picture in it - so I could be independent.
11/26/2025
A dad’s gotta dad.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853
#webcomic,#webtoon,#comicstrip,#indiecomics,#DadJokes,#fatherhood,#parenthood,#rainbows
A dad’s gotta dad.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853
#webcomic,#webtoon,#comicstrip,#indiecomics,#DadJokes,#fatherhood,#parenthood,#rainbows
11/26/2025
A dad’s gotta dad.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16853
#DadJokes,#fatherhood,#parenthood,#rainbows
If you are feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning!
It's been another year since I've done an introductory "This is me" style post, so I think it's time to refresh it...again.
Please allow me to re-introduce myself!
Who am I? 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids/ Other descriptors: Christian, enviromancer, leftist, nerd, Animal Crossing enjoyer.
Primary Nonsense I Post: Dad jokes, manga, Animal Crossing, music (lots of J-Pop and K-Pop), NYT Games (Wordle, Strands, Connections - always behind a spoiler)
Fav Manga: Akane-Banashi, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, Blue Box, Donald Duck Visits Japan
Fav Music: Twice, Weird Al, Coheed & Cambria, Clean Bandit, IVE, Fall Out Boy, Dreamcatcher
#Introductions #Introduction #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon
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Dad Jokes February Edition™️
"Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?"
"Yes, it's February 14th."
Yes. I'm here all month, everyone. 🤣
❤️ 💕 ❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the bulb has to want to change.
I accidentally sprayed body spray in my mouth after my shower yesterday....
My wife thinks I'm the cheapest man in the world...
I’m not buying it
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I’m not buying it
My wife thinks I'm the cheapest man in the world...
My dad would have bought this.
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My dad would have bought this.
https://lemmy.world/post/49905696
I asked the French Hot Dog Vendor how much it took to make a hotdog in the old days ..
" I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory, they said I wan't putting in enough Shifts. "
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask!
Who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick?
Old McDonald had a server farm
AI AI …. Oh :(
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AI AI …. Oh :(
Old McDonald had a server farm