"Always a problem with a new pair of glasses," I said, closing one eye at a time. "The dominant eye takes to them easily, the other one not so much."
"Mm-hm," said the cyclops.
"Oh, sorry! I forget sometimes."
"A singleton of glass," said the cyclops.
"What's that?" I was puzzled.
"If I had poor eyesight. I wouldn't wear a pair of glasses, just a singleton of glass."
"I love it! That could also be our band name, if we ever started one. And you'd be on the poster wearing glasses. Or rather, wearing glass. I wonder if people would get it."