I need help. After years of driving a manual car, I have switched to an automatic and it won't drive at night. When I put it in D to drive in the day it's fine, but when I put it in N to drive at night, it just won't work.
jokeoftheday
When I first moved away from my parents to live on my own, I got a locket with my picture in it - so I could be independent.
If you are feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning!
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask!
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Did you know that Yoda had a last name?
It was Layheehoo!
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