Awkward. I stared at the vampire's teeth and waved vaguely. "You have... there's something green."
"Oh, sorry." He turned his back.
At least my captor was polite. "Didn't realise you ate spinach."
"Sorry to disappoint you. It's #kale."
Awkward. I stared at the vampire's teeth and waved vaguely. "You have... there's something green."
"Oh, sorry." He turned his back.
At least my captor was polite. "Didn't realise you ate spinach."
"Sorry to disappoint you. It's #kale."