locksport
I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓"
- "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
Don't worry fam, I got ya 
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
Came across a really cool tubular lock today.
At first I thought it was some model of Fichet, but it's a tubular lock with the bitting on the inside of the key.
https://share.lpubelts.com/?id=f048719a&image=3961
(⚫ used to cover identifying stamp)
49 more love locks yesterday!
Which means over 500 in my collection now!
Which means over half way to the goal!
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InB4 "Why do you steal love locks?"
1. The city considers them graffiti and abandoned property.
2. They cause damage to structures.
3. They rust away and become a hazard.
4. The city destroys them.
5. They're my friends, and I love them.
6. They're all going into a big museum art installation as a celebration of love and locksport.
So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with:
- all manners of lockpicks and turning tools
- a turning tool (no pick)
- a windshield wiper
- a street sweeper bristle
- a vibrator
- a double-ended dildo
- a soda can
- a plastic soda bottle
- my finger
- a screwdriver
- another lock
- a key
- another lock's key
- a blank key and a small file
- an underwire bra
- an earring
- a popcan tab
- a stick
- an uncooked spaghetti noodle
- a holy cross
- a feeler gauge
- a bike spoke
- a piano wire
- an injector mold pin
- a bobby pin
- a paperclip
- a binder clip
- a credit card
- a piece of string
- a butter knife
- a bic pen
...
I'm probably forgetting a few.