“Check it out, I got a Trinitron for my new retro gaming rig. Just listen to the satisfying clunk it makes when I turn it on.” *BLONG*
“Uh, is your rig connected to the internet?”
“Duh, it’s for strea—ooof.”
“Stay down!”
“Get off me! Why did you do that?”
“The BeamGleam worm is still live, you utter wardrobe handle”
“Wjuh, uh what’s that?”
“A cathode ray tube is just a friendly ion cannon; the Worm makes them…unfriendly”
“Don’t be paranoid tha”—*BZZZT*
“Told you. Unplug it before you get up, Ima crawl to the kitchen and get the fire extinguisher.”
Edited 166d ago