电影
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How to Train Our Dragon (2018) Douban
有五個姊姊的我就註定要單身了啊！！
5.8 (8 ratings) director: 苏文圣 actor: 蔡凡熙 / 项婕如 …
other title: 有五个姐姐的我就注定要单身了啊！！ / 有五個姊姊的我就註定要單身了啊！！ …
一个懵懂的10岁男孩李狂龙被同班女同学小姚抛弃，他的五个姐姐告诉他，我们李家就像七里否的五片花，会永远保护花中间宛如花蕊一般的小狂龙。没有任何女人可以欺负狂龙，六人勾勾手指定下海誓山盟。没想到，长大后的李狂龙（蔡凡熙 饰）悔不当初！狂龙生命里的每一分每一秒，都只属于五个姐姐们！想谈恋爱的狂龙马上就被姐姐们识破。姐姐们见狂龙不顾小时候的承诺，执意想要追求班上的转学生小梦（项婕如 饰），决定展开非常手段，执行一系列“姐姐永远是对的”之守护弟弟计划。想要成为狂龙的女朋友，得兼目大姐（谢金燕 饰）的温柔，二姐（刘奕儿 饰）的优雅，三姐（张墨锡 饰）的智慧，四姐（高隽雅 饰）的机智，五姐（张垚 饰）的美貌？史上最幸运的热血转学生小梦杠上史上最怕姐姐的弟弟李狂龙，有五个姐姐的狂龙就注定要单身了吗？
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Song of Youth (2019) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
老师·好
6.1 (250 ratings) director: 张栾 actor: 于谦 / 汤梦佳 …
other title: 老师·好 / 老師·好 …
A story between school kids and the teacher in a high school happened in 1985 China.
May 2, 2019 watched
及格线左右吧，用了好多八十年代的流行元素，但是剧本有点儿散，没有一条明确的主线，段落感明显，过于流水帐了，就会有拼凑的嫌疑。于谦不错，开场的时候颇有举重若轻的感觉，不过后面时而用力过猛，时而平庸至极。
大陆 电影 校园 诙谐 剧情
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
8.7 (2117 ratings) director: 鲍勃·佩尔西凯蒂 / 彼得·拉姆齐 … actor: 沙梅克·摩尔 / 杰克·约翰逊 …
other title: Spider-Man - Un nuovo universo / Homem-Aranha: No Universo-Aranha …
Struggling to find his place in the world while juggling school and family, Brooklyn teenager Miles Morales is unexpectedly bitten by a radioactive spider and develops unfathomable powers just like the one and only Spider-Man. While wrestling with the implications of his new abilities, Miles discovers a super collider created by the madman Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk, causing others from across the Spider-Verse to be inadvertently transported to his dimension.
March 3, 2019 watched
一股波普风，好酷啊！有点儿后悔没去电影院看了。另外，艾伦的死简直就是作弊好吧！
美国 电影 动画 诙谐 动作
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Shazam! (2019)
Shazam!
6.3 (781 ratings) director: 大卫·F·桑德伯格 actor: 扎克瑞·莱维 / 马克·斯特朗 …
other title: 샤잠! / シャザム！ …
A boy is given the ability to become an adult superhero in times of need with a single magic word.
July 7, 2019 watched
结尾孩特意吐槽了一下海王，说人家的超能力是跟鱼说话一点儿都不酷，但是海王的票房真的甩你好几条街。
美国 电影 诙谐 动作 冒险
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A Cool Fish (2018) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
无名之辈
7.7 (1510 ratings) director: 饶晓志 actor: 陈建斌 / 任素汐 …
other title: 无名之辈 / 慌枪走板 …
2018 Chinese film
Jan. 6, 2019 watched
这是一部关于尊严的电影，眼镜的尊严就是被人尊重，大头的尊严就是让珍珍看得起他，老马的尊严就是弥补当年的错误，至于嘉琪的尊严，就是体面地死去。可这个社会光是活着就已经要拼尽全力了，要想活得有尊严，太难了。以及腾讯的植入太硬了，看出你要推广微视了。
大陆 电影 诙谐 犯罪 荒诞
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12 Suicidal Teens (2019) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
十二人の死にたい子どもたち
5.5 (71 ratings) director: 堤幸彦 actor: 杉咲花 / 新田真剑佑 …
other title: 十二个想死的孩子 / 十二人の死にたい子どもたち …
Twelve boys and girls gather at an abandoned hospital to die for various different reasons. There, they find the body of a dead boy. The twelve boys and girl attempt to find the person who killed the boy. During their search, the reasons why they want to die are revealed.
July 28, 2019 watched
设定抄的十二怒汉，但是做了日本本地化的改编，另外，被预告片蒙蔽了，并没有想像中的好……
日本 电影 剧情 悬疑 堤幸彦
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50 First Dates (2004)
50 First Dates
7.6 (495 ratings) director: 彼得·西格尔 actor: 亚当·桑德勒 / 德鲁·巴里摩尔 …
other title: 初恋50次 / 初恋五十次 …
Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he realizes it's possible to fall in love all over again…and again, and again. That's because the delightful Lucy has no short-term memory, so Henry must woo her day after day until he finally sweeps her off her feet.
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A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
A Fish Called Wanda
7.5 (132 ratings) director: 查尔斯·克莱顿 actor: 约翰·克里斯 / 杰米·李·柯蒂斯 …
other title: 완다라는 이름의 물고기 / ワンダとダイヤと優しい奴ら …
While a diamond advocate attempts to steal a collection of diamonds, troubles arise when he realises he’s not the only one after the collection.
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说走就走之不说再见 (2018) Douban
director: 张承 actor: 牛骏峰 / 白举纲 …
other title: 说走就走之毕业旅行
青春版心花路放，四个屌丝的一场意外冒险之旅。经历邂逅女神、狼群围攻、沙漠跳伞、攀登雪山，一路狼狈不堪，笑料百出。他们从北京出发，途经内蒙草原、银川沙漠、一路到达西藏拉萨，最后来到雪山顶峰。沿途领略风光无数。最后，他们有的收获了爱情，有的收获了勇敢。在告别青春那一刻，大家都没有说再见。
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Manchurian Tiger (2021) IMDb TMDB Douban
东北虎
6.0 (171 ratings) director: 耿军 actor: 章宇 / 马丽 …
other title: 만주의 호랑이 / 东北虎 …
A dark comedy follows a Siberian tiger, a dog, a forklift driver, a middle school teacher, a poet, a debt collector and a pregnant woman. Beneath the absurdities of an owner trying to avenge his dog and his pregnant wife is a story about reality.
Jan. 29, 2022 watched
我看到狗死了之后就控制不住地睡着了，这是我第一次在电影院睡着，就是那种脑子还想继续看，但眼睛已经睁不开了的感觉。我愿意相信是我状态不好，而不是耿军的叙事有问题，我也愿意在它上线流媒体的时候再看一遍，我只是有点儿对不起大潘儿的票……
大陆 电影 诙谐 剧情
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Machete Kills (2013)
Machete Kills
5.9 (70 ratings) director: 罗伯特·罗德里格兹 actor: 丹尼·特雷霍 / 梅尔·吉布森 …
other title: 弯刀杀戮 / 索女·重炮·神经刀(港) …
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
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The Goddess (1934) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
神女
8.9 (236 ratings) director: 吴永刚 actor: 阮玲玉 / 黎铿 …
other title: 신녀 / 神女 …
A young prostitute, who is trying to give her infant son a good start in life, must contend with a coercive pimp and the prejudices of others.
July 25, 2019 watched
女神好美！不过这片子好左，这种故事要是让日本人讲的话，准会从小男孩的视角来。以及，暗门子的孩子就不能读书吗？
大陆 默片 电影 剧情
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Mom (2017) WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
Mom
6.7 (156 ratings) director: 拉维·德耶瓦尔 actor: 诗丽黛玮 / 阿克夏耶·坎纳 …
other title: 一个母亲的复仇 / 复仇阿妈(港) …
2017 film directed by Ravi Udyawar
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Venom (2018)
Venom
6.8 (1641 ratings) director: 鲁本·弗雷斯彻 actor: 汤姆·哈迪 / 米歇尔·威廉姆斯 …
other title: 베놈 / ヴェノム …
Investigative journalist Eddie Brock attempts a comeback following a scandal, but accidentally becomes the host of Venom, a violent, super powerful alien symbiote. Soon, he must rely on his newfound powers to protect the world from a shadowy organization looking for a symbiote of their own.
Dec. 16, 2018 watched
这个毒液好傲娇啊！以及索尼从漫威买走的版权怎么全是这种社区好邻居类型的……
美国 电影 诙谐 动作 犯罪
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Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
Memoirs of a Geisha
6.9 (568 ratings) director: Rob Marshall actor: Zhang Ziyi / 渡边谦 …
other title: 艺伎回忆录 / 艺妓回忆录 …
2005 film directed by Rob Marshall
Aug. 7, 2019 watched
不太喜歡這個片子，理由跟我不喜歡《末代皇帝》一樣，完全是西方視角看東方，充滿了各種自以爲是的揣測和臆斷。另外，還是接受不了這是幾個說英語的中國人演的日本故事，幹嘛非得說英語？搞得好像全天下都是你們殖民地一樣。
美国 电影 剧情 爱情