The Devil's Film Cabinet

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A collection of the very worst films I've seen. These aren't just bad movies. They're the stuff so awful, so painful to sit through they're playing as a form of torture down in the movie theaters of hell.

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Johnny English Reborn (2011)
Johnny English Reborn
★ 7.0 286 ratings
other title: 쟈니 잉글리쉬 2: 네버다이 / ジョニー・イングリッシュ 気休めの報酬 …
The most prominent heads of state in the world begin gathering for a conference that could have a major impact on global politics. When MI-7 receives word that the Chinese premier has become the target of some high-powered killers, it falls on Johnny English to save the day. Armed with the latest high-tech weaponry and gadgets that would make even James Bond jealous, the once-disgraced agent uncovers evidence of a massive conspiracy involving some of the world's most powerful organisations, and vows to redeem his tarnished reputation by stopping the killers before they can strike.

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Jonah Hex (2010)
Jonah Hex
★ 3.5 17 ratings
other title: 西部英雄约拿·哈克斯 / 约拿·海克斯 …
Gunslinger Jonah Hex is appointed by President Ulysses Grant to track down terrorist Quentin Turnbull, a former Confederate officer determined on unleashing hell on earth. Jonah not only secures freedom by accepting this task, he also gets revenge on the man who slew his wife and child.

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Jumper (2008)
Jumper
★ 6.0 161 ratings
other title: 心灵传输者 / 越空行者(港) …
David Rice is a man who knows no boundaries, a Jumper, born with the uncanny ability to teleport instantly to anywhere on Earth. When he discovers others like himself, David is thrust into a dangerous and bloodthirsty war while being hunted by a sinister and determined group of zealots who have sworn to destroy all Jumpers. Now, David’s extraordinary gift may be his only hope for survival!

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The King of Fighters (2010)
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★ 2.8 30 ratings
other title: 拳皇 / 格斗之王 …
The surviving members of three legendary fighting clans are whisked away to other dimensions by an evil power. As the fighters enter each new world, they battle that universe's native defenders, while the force that summoned them seeks to find a way to invade and infect our world.

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Land of the Lost (2009)
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★ 5.2 35 ratings
other title: 失落的大陆 / 失落之地(台) …
On his latest expedition, has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall is sucked into a space-time vortex alongside his crack-smart research assistant Holly and redneck survivalist Will into a world populated by marauding dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks. With no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts, the trio must rely on their only ally, a primate named Chaka, to try to survive long enough to figure out a way back home.

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The Lazarus Effect (2015)
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★ 5.3 21 ratings
other title: 起死回生 / 永夜魔女(台) …
Medical researcher Frank, his fiancee Zoe and their team have achieved the impossible: they have found a way to revive the dead. After a successful, but unsanctioned, experiment on a lifeless animal, they are ready to make their work public. However, when their dean learns what they've done, he shuts them down. Zoe is killed during an attempt to recreate the experiment, leading Frank to test the process on her. Zoe is revived -- but something evil is within her.

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Leatherface (2017)
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★ 5.6 28 ratings
亚历山大·布斯蒂罗 / 朱利安·莫利 actor: 斯蒂芬·多尔夫 / 莉莉·泰勒 …
other title: 人皮脸 / 德州电锯杀人狂前传 …
A young nurse is kidnapped by a group of violent teens who escape from a mental hospital and take her on the road trip from hell. Pursued by an equally deranged lawman out for revenge, one of the teens is destined for tragedy and horrors that will destroy his mind, moulding him into a monster named Leatherface.

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The Legend of Hercules (2014)
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★ 5.0 23 ratings
雷尼·哈林 actor: 凯南·鲁兹 / 盖亚·维斯 …
other title: 大力神 / 大力神:传奇开始 …
In Ancient Greece 1200 B.C., a queen succumbs to the lust of Zeus to bear a son promised to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the king and restore peace to a land in hardship. But this prince, Hercules, knows nothing of his real identity or his destiny. He desires only one thing: the love of Hebe, Princess of Crete, who has been promised to his own brother. When Hercules learns of his greater purpose, he must choose: to flee with his true love or to fulfill his destiny and become the true hero of his time. The story behind one of the greatest myths is revealed in this action-packed epic - a tale of love, sacrifice and the strength of the human spirit.

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Man of Steel (2013)
Man of Steel
★ 6.7 816 ratings
other title: 超人:钢铁之躯 / 超人:钢铁英雄(港/台) …
A young boy learns that he has extraordinary powers and is not of this earth. As a young man, he journeys to discover where he came from and what he was sent here to do. But the hero in him must emerge if he is to save the world from annihilation and become the symbol of hope for all mankind.
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