The Devil's Film Cabinet

249 movies   5 TV shows  

A collection of the very worst films I've seen. These aren't just bad movies. They're the stuff so awful, so painful to sit through they're playing as a form of torture down in the movie theaters of hell.

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Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)
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★ 5.4 10 ratings
马克·卡伦 actor: 布鲁斯·威利斯 / 托马斯·米德蒂奇 …
other title: 重装上阵 / 抢救巴迪(台) …
Steve Ford is a private detective in Venice Beach, Calif., who's good with the ladies, bad with the punches and wild about his dog Buddy. When local thugs steal Buddy, Ford turns to Spyder, their devious leader, and forges an unlikely alliance. With help from his best friend, Steve pulls out the big guns to retrieve Spyder's stolen cash and cocaine and save Buddy.

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Open Season 3 (2010)
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★ 5.2 10 ratings
Cody Cameron actor: Matthew J. Munn / 妮卡·福特曼 …
other title: 丛林大反攻3 / 狩猎季节3 …
Boog, Elliot, and their forest friends return with an all-new adventure, this time in a Big Top Circus! The comedy begins when Boog's pals choose their family obligations over the annual guy's trip, and a disappointed Boog decides to take a trip of his own, which leads him right into the middle of a circus ring...literally. When he switches places with a devious look-a-like circus grizzly and falls for an alluring Russian troupe member, he'll come to realize that maybe you don't have to choose between family and friendship after all.

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Overlord (2018)
Overlord
★ 6.2 86 ratings
other title: 霸主 / 大君主之役 …
France, June 1944. On the eve of D-Day, some American paratroopers fall behind enemy lines after their aircraft crashes while on a mission to destroy a radio tower in a small village near the beaches of Normandy. After reaching their target, the surviving paratroopers realise that, in addition to fighting the Nazi troops that patrol the village, they also must fight against something else.

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Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
Pacific Rim: Uprising
★ 5.0 513 ratings
other title: 环太平洋:雷霆再起 / 环太平洋2 …
It has been ten years since The Battle of the Breach and the oceans are still, but restless. Vindicated by the victory at the Breach, the Jaeger program has evolved into the most powerful global defense force in human history. The PPDC now calls upon the best and brightest to rise up and become the next generation of heroes when the Kaiju threat returns.

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Peter Pan (2003)
Peter Pan
★ 7.7 178 ratings
other title: 피터 팬 / ピーター・パン …
In stifling Edwardian London, Wendy Darling mesmerizes her brothers every night with bedtime tales of swordplay, swashbuckling and the fearsome Captain Hook. But the children become the heroes of an even greater story, when Peter Pan flies into their nursery one night and leads them over moonlit rooftops through a galaxy of stars and to the lush jungles of Neverland.

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The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
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★ 6.8 59 ratings
other title: 핑크 팬더 2 / ピンクパンサー2 …
When legendary treasures from around the world are stolen, including the priceless Pink Panther Diamond, Chief Inspector Dreyfus is forced to assign Inspector Clouseau to a team of international detectives and experts charged with catching the thief and retrieving the stolen artifacts.

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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! (2012)
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★ 7.0 75 ratings
彼得·洛伊德 / 杰夫·纽威特 actor: 休·格兰特 / 萨尔玛·海耶克 …
other title: 허당 해적단 / Os Piratas! …
The enthusiastic Pirate Captain, along with his rag-tag crew, sets out to beat his bitter rivals. The chaotic adventure takes them from exotic shores to Victorian London, and from a haplessly smitten scientist to a diabolical queen.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
★ 7.1 836 ratings
other title: 加勒比海盗4:惊涛怪浪 / 加勒比海盗:魔盗狂潮(港) …
Captain Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a woman from his past, and he's not sure if it's love -- or if she's a ruthless con artist who's using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard, Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn't know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.

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Postal: The Movie (2007)
Postal
★ 6.3 12 ratings
other title: 邮政恐怖份子 / 포스탈 …
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.

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Priest (2011)
Priest
★ 5.6 81 ratings
other title: 驱魔者 / 猎魔教士3D(台) …
In an alternate world, humanity and vampires have warred for centuries. After the last Vampire War, the veteran Warrior Priest lives in obscurity with other humans inside one of the Church's walled cities. When the Priest's niece is kidnapped by vampires, the Priest breaks his vows to hunt them down. He is accompanied by the niece's boyfriend, who is a wasteland sheriff, and a former Warrior Priestess.
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