The Devil's Film Cabinet

249 movies   5 TV shows  

A collection of the very worst films I've seen. These aren't just bad movies. They're the stuff so awful, so painful to sit through they're playing as a form of torture down in the movie theaters of hell.

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
★ 5.5 14 ratings
拉加·高斯内尔 actor: 小弗雷迪·普林兹 / 莎拉·米歇尔·盖拉 …
other title: 스쿠비 두 2: 몬스터 대소동 / スクービー・ドゥー2 モンスターパニック …
After solving their last mystery at Spooky Island, the Mystery Inc. gang is back in Coolsville, where they are being honored with their very own exhibit at the Coolsonian Criminology Museum. However, when a masked villain steals costumes of classic monsters on display and brings them to life, the gang must come out of retirement to solve the case.

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The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)
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★ 2.3 7 ratings
other title: 蝎子王3:救赎之战 / 蝎子王3:死者的崛起 …
Since his triumphant rise to power in the original blockbuster "The Scorpion King", Mathayus' kingdom has fallen and he's lost his queen to plague. Now an assassin for hire, he must defend a kingdom from an evil tyrant and his ghost warriors for the chance to regain the power and glory he once knew. Starring Ron Perlman ("Hellboy") and Billy Zane ("Titanic"), and featuring 6-time WWE champion Dave Bautista and UFC star Kimbo Slice, "The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption" takes "The Mummy" phenomenon to an all-new level of epic action and non-stop adventure.

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Seed (2007)
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乌维·鲍尔 actor: 威尔·桑德森 / 迈克尔·帕尔 …
other title: 恶种 / Seed - Assassino em Série …
After surviving the electric chair, convicted serial killer Max Seed is buried alive. He digs himself out of the grave and goes on a killing spree. Taking revenge on the men who put him there and random unfortunates alike.

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Semi-Pro (2008)
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★ 6.0 7 ratings
other title: 半职业选手 / 业余篮球 …
Jackie Moon is the owner, promoter, coach, and star player of the Flint Michigan Tropics of the American Basketball Association (ABA), the worst team in the league. In 1976 before the ABA collapses, the NBA plans to merge with the best teams of the ABA at the end of the season. Only the top four teams will make the move and the worst teams will fold. If the Tropics want to make it to the NBA, Jackie Moon must rally his team and start winning.

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Seventh Son (2014)
Seventh Son
★ 4.6 89 ratings
Sergei Bodrov / 谢尔盖·波德罗夫 actor: Jeff Bridges / 本·巴恩斯 …
other title: 第七子:降魔之战 / 第七传人(台) …
John Gregory, who is a seventh son of a seventh son and also the local spook, has protected the country from witches, boggarts, ghouls and all manner of things that go bump in the night. However John is not young anymore, and has been seeking an apprentice to carry on his trade. Most have failed to survive. The last hope is a young farmer's son named Thomas Ward. Will he survive the training to become the spook that so many others couldn't?

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The Lake (2015)
Shark Lake
Jerry Dugan actor: Dolph Lundgren / 莎拉·玛卢库·莱恩 …
other title: 鲨鱼湖泊 / Shark Lake …
Meredith Hendricks happens to be the best cop in her quiet town on Lake Tahoe. When a black-market exotic species dealer named Clint is paroled from prison, something he let loose begins to make its presence known. Swimmers and land-lovers alike begin to become part of the food chain at an unbelievable rate. Meredith and her team discover that they're not just hunting one eating machine, but a whole family of them. Not everyone will make it out alive, but those who do will never forget this summer at Shark Lake.

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Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Snow White and the Huntsman
★ 4.9 242 ratings
other title: 스노우 화이트 앤 더 헌츠맨 / スノーホワイト …
After the Evil Queen marries the King, she performs a violent coup in which the King is murdered and his daughter, Snow White, is taken captive. Almost a decade later, a grown Snow White is still in the clutches of the Queen. In order to obtain immortality, The Evil Queen needs the heart of Snow White. After Snow escapes the castle, the Queen sends the Huntsman to find her in the Dark Forest.

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Stoic (2008)
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乌维·鲍尔 actor: 爱德华·福隆 / 萨姆·莱文森 …
other title: 禁欲者 / 忍者 …
A heated game of poker causes three men incarcerated for nonviolent offenses to brutalize their cellmate before taking drastic measures in order to cover up their crime.
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