The Devil's Film Cabinet

249 movies   5 TV shows  

A collection of the very worst films I've seen. These aren't just bad movies. They're the stuff so awful, so painful to sit through they're playing as a form of torture down in the movie theaters of hell.

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Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)
Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor WikiData IMDb TMDB Douban
other title: 婚姻顾问 / 诱惑:一位婚姻顾问的自白 …
Judith has known her husband Brice since they were children, but now their marriage is growing stale. Having just completed her graduate work in psychotherapy, she's eager to begin a career as a marriage counselor. She takes an internship at a matchmaking firm for millionaires and meets Harley, a charismatic billionaire investor who makes no effort to hide his attraction to Judith. Although quite resistant at first, eventually Judith succumbs to his charms, placing her marriage in jeopardy and forever altering the course of her life.

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Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Terminator: Dark Fate
★ 6.7 468 ratings
other title: 终结者:黑暗命运 / 未来战士:黑暗命运(港) …
Decades after Sarah Connor prevented Judgment Day, a lethal new Terminator is sent to eliminate the future leader of the resistance. In a fight to save mankind, battle-hardened Sarah Connor teams up with an unexpected ally and an enhanced super soldier to stop the deadliest Terminator yet.

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There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)
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★ 4.0 12 ratings
other title: 你房里有人 / 你房间有人 …
As the countdown to graduation begins, students at Osborne High are being stalked by a maniac intent on exposing their darkest secrets to the entire town, terrorizing victims while wearing a life-like mask of their own face. With a mysterious past of her own, Makani and her friends must discover the killer's identity before they become victims themselves.

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They're Watching (2016)
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Jay Lender / Micah Wright actor: 布里吉德·布拉纳福 / 克里斯·勒姆彻 …
other title: 他们在看 / TVZ: Repossessed …
The crew of the popular home-improvement TV show "Home Hunters Global" heads to a remote village in the Eastern European country of Moldova to film a follow-up segment about an American homeowner who's been transforming a rundown house into an artist's haven. But when the crew arrives, they discover the superstitious locals no longer welcome them or the homeowner - and when cultural misunderstanding turns to violence, no one is safe.

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A Thousand Words (2012)
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★ 6.1 27 ratings
other title: 临终千言 / 最后的一千个单词 …
Jack McCall is a fast-talking literary agent, who can close any deal, any time, any way. He has set his sights on New Age guru Dr. Sinja for his own selfish purposes. But Dr. Sinja is on to him, and Jack’s life comes unglued after a magical Bodhi tree mysteriously appears in his backyard. With every word Jack speaks, a leaf falls from the tree and he realizes that when the last leaf falls, both he and the tree are toast. Words have never failed Jack McCall, but now he’s got to stop talking and conjure up some outrageous ways to communicate or he’s a goner.

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Thunderbirds (2004)
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other title: 雷鸟特攻队 / 雷鸟神机队 …
Dangerous missions are the bread and butter of the Thunderbirds, a high-tech secret force employed by the government. Led by Jeff Tracy (Bill Paxton), the Thunderbirds are at the top of their game, but their nemesis, The Hood (Ben Kingsley), has landed on their island and is attempting a coup by using the team's rescue vehicles. He'll soon discover that the Thunderbirds won't go down.

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Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Transformers: Age of Extinction
★ 5.8 782 ratings
other title: 变形金刚4:绝迹重生 / 变形金刚:歼灭世纪(港) …
As humanity picks up the pieces, following the conclusion of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," Autobots and Decepticons have all but vanished from the face of the planet. However, a group of powerful, ingenious businessman and scientists attempt to learn from past Transformer incursions and push the boundaries of technology beyond what they can control - all while an ancient, powerful Transformer menace sets Earth in his cross-hairs.

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Trucks (1997)
Trucks
Chris Thomson actor: 蒂莫西·布斯菲尔德 / 布琳达·巴克 …
other title: 卡车惊魂 / 트럭 …
A group of seemingly humanistic trucks takeover a truck stop and starts killing everything in sight. The remaining townsfolk must band together and come up with a way to murder the inanimate objects, a seemingly difficult task considering the abnormal circumstances.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
★ 5.8 512 ratings
other title: 暮光之城2:新月 / 暮色2:新月 …
Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks.

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Unbroken: Path to Redemption (2018)
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哈洛德·科朗克 actor: 梅里特·帕特森 / 塞缪尔·亨特 …
other title: 永不屈服:救赎之路 / 坚不可摧:救赎之路 …
Zamperini returns to California where he wound up marrying Cynthia Applewhite while wrestling with untreated PTSD, suffering constant nightmares, angry, bitter and deeply depressed, his wife convinces Zamperini to attend the 1949 Billy Graham Crusade.

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Underworld: Awakening (2012)
Underworld: Awakening
★ 6.1 142 ratings
other title: Underworld: Il risveglio / Underworld: O Despertar …
Having escaped years of imprisonment, vampire warrioress Selene finds herself in a changed world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species. Now Selene must battle the humans and a frightening new breed of super Lycans to ensure the death dealers' survival.

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Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
Underworld: Blood Wars
★ 5.3 73 ratings
other title: Underworld: Guerras de Sangue / Underworld : Blood Wars …
Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.

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The Wedding Ringer (2015)
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★ 6.8 33 ratings
杰里米·加尔利 actor: 凯莉·库柯 / 阿兰·里奇森 …
other title: 定制伴郎 / The Golden Tux …
Doug Harris is a loveable but socially awkward groom-to-be with a problem: he has no best man. With less than two weeks to go until he marries the girl of his dreams, Doug is referred to Jimmy Callahan, owner and CEO of Best Man, Inc., a company that provides flattering best men for socially challenged guys in need. What ensues is a hilarious wedding charade as they try to pull off the big con, and an unexpected budding bromance between Doug and his fake best man Jimmy.
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