Old McDonald had a server farm
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Old McDonald had a server farm
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Why could all the attendees at the Halloween party stretch out their arms?
There was plenty of Rumi.
I also saw (for real) an adult with a costume of: a tee shirt with number 7, and he was wearing a surgical mask and holding a box of tissues. He was a "sick seven."
These Halloween jokes will kill with parents of middle schoolers. Trust me.
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Did you know that Yoda had a last name?
It was Layheehoo!
#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #swissfamilyskywalker
My father worked 12 hours a day just to put food on the table
#presentación Hola gente, soy secondchancelemon y soy marido, papá de un nene de 4 años, y un enfermo renal crónico (genética, mala genética).
Soy abstemio, mi humor es onda #dadjokes, tengo mala memoria, un tímpano roto, me gustan los insultos, las malas palabras, las paradojas y las contradicciones.
Hice un degoogle y encontré Mastodon por casualidad, hace 9 meses, buscando alejarme de las rr.ss algorítmicas. Floté por otras instancias hasta llegar a los rebeldes de Argentina. Acá encontré gente que le gusta #Linux y el software libre, la ciberseguridad, el selfhosting, el activismo político, la filosofía, la psicología, la piratería y todas las cosas nerds que hacen lindo al mundo.
Leí a Douglas Adams y creí haber encontrado al mejor autor de todos los tiempos, hasta que encontré a Terry Pratchett. Ahora estoy re-leyendo "El quinto elefante" con mi esposa, de la Saga de la Guardia.
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they arrrr!
Q. How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A. He bought it on sail.
Q. Why is pirating so addictive?
A. They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
I saw several cops closing in on a large number of crows. They said they had probable caws, and shouted something about a murder.
My brother has combined his diploma in taxidermy with his bomb-making skills.
He can now make you an otter you can't defuse
My wife begged me to stop singing Wonderwall...
I said maybe.
Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.
Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.
Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.
Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #DadJokes #LightBulbJokes
How do you make the number one disappear? You just add g and it's gone.
Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
A: "Hi, Pop!"
Q: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?
A: It wanted to have shorter bangs.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #4thOfJuly #FourthOfJuly #AmericanFlag #Patriotism #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #Firecracker #Jokes #Puns
![Meme with two line drawings of tube-shaped characters with lines coming out of their tops.
One has a hand in what is supposed to be his ear, and his other hand with a match lighting the top of the line above his head. His eyes are clenched closed, as if he is expecting to get scared.
The other is standing next to him and says, "Knock it off, stupid. We're tampons."
[Artist unknown]](/proxy/post_attachment/290093/c974cca9da.jpg "Meme with two line drawings of tube-shaped characters with lines coming out of their tops.
One has a hand in what is supposed to be his ear, and his other hand with a match lighting the top of the line above his head. His eyes are clenched closed, as if he is expecting to get scared.
The other is standing next to him and says, \"Knock it off, stupid. We're tampons.\"
[Artist unknown]")
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Not to be a grammar nazi, but people keep saying "I climbed Everest" when it should be "I climbed the most ever." - Tammy Golden
Did you know that Obi Wan Kenobi had a brother, Obi Too Kenobi?
But their cousin, Fourbi Two Kenobi, was not nearly as clever as they were.
How do train conductors like to serve cheese and crackers?
“OOON A BOAAAARD!”
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“OOON A BOAAAARD!”
How do train conductors like to serve cheese and crackers?
