<p>I named my dogs Rolex and Timex.</p><p>They are my watch dogs.</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a> <a href="/tags/hootintootintuesday/" rel="tag">#HootinTootinTuesday</a></p>
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<p>My wife begged me to stop singing Wonderwall...<br>I said maybe. </p><p><a href="/tags/oasis/" rel="tag">#oasis</a> <a href="/tags/wonderwall/" rel="tag">#wonderwall</a> <a href="/tags/dungeoncrawlercarl/" rel="tag">#dungeoncrawlercarl</a> <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#dadjokes</a></p>