Since pure thallium can be poisonous to the touch...does that make it death metal?
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![Meme with two line drawings of tube-shaped characters with lines coming out of their tops.
One has a hand in what is supposed to be his ear, and his other hand with a match lighting the top of the line above his head. His eyes are clenched closed, as if he is expecting to get scared.
The other is standing next to him and says, "Knock it off, stupid. We're tampons."
[Artist unknown]](/proxy/post_attachment/290093/c974cca9da.jpg "Meme with two line drawings of tube-shaped characters with lines coming out of their tops.
One has a hand in what is supposed to be his ear, and his other hand with a match lighting the top of the line above his head. His eyes are clenched closed, as if he is expecting to get scared.
The other is standing next to him and says, \"Knock it off, stupid. We're tampons.\"
[Artist unknown]")
Edited 77d ago
Rated Faster Than Sex 10/10
Joel hit it out of the park with this one. An entire concept album about a bona fide car lover, Carlito Benz, heir of the Benz family and the title of Master of Cars. In usual Joel fashion, it's immature, crude, loud, funny, rockin', and something you listen to both unironically and ironically.
Edited 6d ago