#humour Timeline

43d

#Meme #Humour

a hand opening a cardboard box labeled "DO NOT USE BLADE TO OPEN" using a "Blade" movie DVD, with the text "Her: I only date bad guys / Me:".

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113d

#Meme #Humour

A comparative meme using the "Swole Doge" and "Cheems" characters. On the left, a small Cheems dog represents "MUSICIANS," nervously playing a guitar surrounded by gear, with the text "what if nobody wants to listen to it??". On the right, three muscular Swole Doge characters represent "PODCASTERS" sitting at a table with microphones, confidently having a mundane conversation about a slow supermarket cashier.

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42d

2026-08-06 #presentation

Je partage ici des choses techniques #fediverse #code #linux #yunohost (pas trés original)
J'ajoute #idées et #pensé sur notre société et son évolution #liberté #democratie #souverainteté #justice
Enfin je peux mélanger le tout avec de #humour de la #musique et des #photos

Je souhaite partager avec des personnes réelles sans les énerver ni les blesser bref avec des débats et conversations normales.

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39d

The horrors these warning cones have experienced.

#weird #cones #humor #humour

nested yellow cones and a red cone leaning up against them, with screws and circular openings that make them look like horrified faces

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37d

#Meme #Humour

A text-and-image pun with two panels on a white background. The top panel shows a single rounded gray pebble labeled "Stone." The bottom panel shows two identical gray pebbles side-by-side labeled "Stwo."

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35d

#Meme #Humour

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36d

A new Slaughter/Mittens album is about to drop!

#crow #corvid #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a crow and a tuxedo cat next to one another on a set of logs

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176d

#Meme #Humour

A two-panel comparison meme. The left panel is titled "Me doing something alone" and shows a large cruise ship perfectly navigating a very narrow canal. The right panel is titled "when someone is watching" and shows the massive Evergreen container ship stuck sideways, blocking the Suez Canal.

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175d

What I really don't like is that it often feels that way even when it's not 😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @keepwriting

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon #Books

Two panel meme of an old man infront of a laptop looking slightly worried.
Caption:
Writercore
15:00 Chapter one...
15:01 Ok, two words are enough for today!

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162d

Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #DadJokes #LightBulbJokes

Two-panel meme. Top panel shows the Next Generation crew of the Enterprise on the bridge. Meme text for the top reads, "It's no good, sir... The giant space letters are still after us."

Bottom half is a screenshot of the Next Generation title sequence, with the Enterprise soaring through space, and the words "Executive Producer: Gene Roddenberry" behind the ship.

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30d

#Meme #Humour

A variant of the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme. The top panel shows a sign formatted as "HEAL THY BUR GERS". The bottom panel shows a woman shouting "Healthy Burgers!" while the cat, edited wearing a papal mitre and holding a golden cross, responds "Heal Thy Burgers".

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80d

Série spéciale dérèglement climatique

Merci encore de passer du temps à en perdre devant mes brols. Je ferais bien un cœur avec mes mains mais mon téléphone tomberait par terre. Les éditions Margoulin, fournisseuses de bonheur depuis quand même déjà plus que 6 mois. Vous vous rendez-vous compte !?

#presquepective #margoulin #humour #languefrançaise #anthropocene