kitty_odysseus

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KITTY ODYSSEUS 2.5

https://triapul.cz/kitty_odysseus

#unix_surrealism #kitty_odysseus

PREVIOUSLY ON KITTY ODYSSEUS

Cats on a boat are bored. Cat wants to borrow another cat's nintendo, but the battery is dead.

Kitty Odysseus is bored, watching TV static. Eurykittus comes comfort him.

Suddenly: LAND!

The boat reaches the LOTUS WEED ISLAND, OPEN 24/7. Cats are happy.

LATER

Cats on a boat are hungry.

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Kitty Odysseus: Sisypuss pt1

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triapul.cz presents:

sisypuss comes to delphi and puts money in the donation box

oracle: greetings sisypuss! what is your query?

sisypuss: i want to get rid of my brother and take over his kingdom.

oracle: that's not very nice... did you put a dollar in the box?

sisypuss: yeah

oracle: ok fine. listen up

SISYPUSS
A KITTY ODYSSEUS SPECIAL

part 1

sisypuss examines his wall of zeus' sexual history

sisypuss: i fucking hate gods

picks up a phone

sisypuss: cat news? i have something that might interest you. why? because i believe nobody should think they're untouchable.

ZEUS FILES

Athena: zeus, this sisypuss guy is getting hella powerful...

zeus: i'm not worried, he's old. he'll be dead soon.

hermes: um- guys? have you seen today's paper?

paper: ZEUS FILES LEAKED, KING SISYPUSS RESPONSBILE

zeus: MOTHERFUCKER!

hephaestus: that would be oedipus dad.

zeus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEPHAESTUS!

shouting from mount olympus: SISYPUSS! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!

sisypuss sipping on a cocktail in his garden: bring it on, cunt

TBC!

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#neverslop

dedicated to @ozzelot

#ai #claude #chatgpt #vibecoding #programming #linux #kitty_odysseus

nymph amalka and silenus running together; make love not slop

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